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Or Roger from "American Dad."

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The apologists crack me up because they JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND why celebrating a specific time period that is best known for the persistence of human bondage might be interpreted as condoning the attitudes of that period, especially when the people involve DRESS UP LIKE SLAVEMASTERS AND REBEL SOLDIERS.

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Well...we've got this, an space being who thinks masturbation is of the devil, and I just read that Meg Whittman just plunged $119 million of her own money in her campaign. Who WOULDN'T want the GOP in charge?

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this posting goes well with the michael jackson 'bad' video playing in the mall.

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Where's Bieber?

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To be read in the voice of Paul Lynde... "Oh that's not right."

For you young punks. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEC6cybls4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Did anyone find any pictures of the Carolina Shag demonstration? Just wondering.

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Did the darkies show what little scars they had on their backs to let you know how little whipping they need? Is there ANYTHING in the Southern mind other than the War of Northern Aggression?

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Jesus wept.

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Actually all the nooses were being reserved for muslims.

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I'm betting 'boy' was bandied about.

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Jack, you're a journalist. We need to get Haley Barbour's thoughts on this event. And Clarence Thomas'. And Newt's, and Rush's, and Karl's.

Cancel that. I need to know what Gilbert Gottfried has to say. That's all I need.

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Lordy mercy Miz Scarlett. I don't know nothing 'bout birthing no babies.

How's about a few bars of "Old Black Joe" instead?

Eeeeeesh!!!

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Win! I'd give you 10 uppy thumby thingies if I could.

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