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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Or Roger from "American Dad."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The apologists crack me up because they JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND why celebrating a specific time period that is best known for the persistence of human bondage might be interpreted as condoning the attitudes of that period, especially when the people involve DRESS UP LIKE SLAVEMASTERS AND REBEL SOLDIERS.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...we've got this, an space being who thinks masturbation is of the devil, and I just read that Meg Whittman just plunged $119 million of her own money in her campaign. Who WOULDN'T want the GOP in charge?

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fuflans's avatar

this posting goes well with the michael jackson 'bad' video playing in the mall.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Where's Bieber?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

To be read in the voice of Paul Lynde... "Oh that's not right."

For you young punks. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEC6cybls4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Did anyone find any pictures of the Carolina Shag demonstration? Just wondering.

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chascates's avatar

Did the darkies show what little scars they had on their backs to let you know how little whipping they need? Is there ANYTHING in the Southern mind other than the War of Northern Aggression?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Jesus wept.

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chascates's avatar

Actually all the nooses were being reserved for muslims.

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chascates's avatar

I'm betting 'boy' was bandied about.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Jack, you're a journalist. We need to get Haley Barbour's thoughts on this event. And Clarence Thomas'. And Newt's, and Rush's, and Karl's.

Cancel that. I need to know what Gilbert Gottfried has to say. That's all I need.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Lordy mercy Miz Scarlett. I don't know nothing 'bout birthing no babies.

How's about a few bars of "Old Black Joe" instead?

Eeeeeesh!!!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Win! I'd give you 10 uppy thumby thingies if I could.

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