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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my snails are spoiled, they won't touch that shit either

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bobbert's avatar

Seriously, there's a state motto that starts with "Dum Spiro", and it's not Maryland?

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bobbert's avatar

All the thumbs up.

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bobbert's avatar

I'ma let that slide, 'cause it prolly comes from your Boomer parents hitting you with belts.

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bobbert's avatar

Steganography skills? I didn't think she was a cryptologist.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, that was a pretty big failure.

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bobbert's avatar

Busch is a pretty common Germanic name. It means <ta-da> "bush".

You know, like Reggie.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If only there was some way for writers of articles to actually find out things about people, in their own words! I am sure no politicians are ever interested in giving Interviews, though, because those are what Job Creators use on potential wage-slaves.

We are lucky that the main purpose of writing any article is to express an opinion, and not to present information, otherwise there'd never be any articles, ever.

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Lot_49's avatar

Shoot. Facts aren't as much fun as unsupported assumptions.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Because I'm dumb, I throw spears at birds"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Dum spiro, masticando et ambula </i>

Genius, South Carolina variety

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His policy to only be a one-term President. TOTAL FAIL

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<blockquote>...their former governor is a cheating, lying sack of shit, but on the other hand, this mysterious Colbert Busch lady, with her lady looks, has not said she is sorry for President Obama existing and breathing air and stuff, so, you know, once the voters find out about that, they will obviously go with the aforementioned sack. This is South Carolina, after all.</blockquote> Needz moar sarcazmz.

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Lot_49's avatar

She doesn't have "some" money. She has great growler-loads of Annheuser-Busch/InBev money. That's the "Busch" part. May she use it for good!

And here you thought watery beer isn't useful for anything...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

S.C. crackers get mighty suspicious, when they notice that you talk good.

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