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Can't the state just open a home for wayward fetuses? After all, as one of their intellectual leaders told us last week (or last year or sometime who knows now that time has no meaning and it is always pandemic and climate disaster and GOP destroying everything . . . ), the fetus just sort of floats around on its placenta life raft somewhere inside a woman's belly or butt or appendix or something, totally disconnected from said woman and living its best parasite life, a wholly separate agent individual corporate entity strawman person, waving a fringed flag and drinking gin and placenta juice. Evict the little fuckers and set 'em up in a group home on the state's dime. Or dollar. Not sure what the current cost to house and feed a free fetus is these days.

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They don’t get to take any land or anything else from us. The split goes like this:

This is the United States of America. Our form of government is a secular representative democracy. If you don’t like it,leave. We don’t care where you go but, wherever that is, it will be your forever home because you’re not coming back. We’ll take your passport at the border and we’ll give you a travel document that identifies you as a stateless person. Fuck off now.

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So it’s not really a split, but more like a mass deportation?

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Why can't the little slackers just get jobs?

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Or learn to sell what they have. Probably a little too small to sell blood or sperm, but surely they have some adrenochrome they could part with.

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Is that you, Hillary?

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but when babby leaves uterus, babby becomes moocher...

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Well, I'm sure you must remember the Saudi Women's Council...it was comprised of ALL men. Or how about the Free Dumb Koch ASS deliberating on abortions? Once again...ALL men.

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I only adhere to Jen Gunter's, 'The Vagina Bible.'

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I have voted in every election since 1963. Always Dem , always wishing a socialist vote wouldn't be wasted. And I'm angry about it. (Sorry for virtue signalling, just couldn't resist.)

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They didn't mention airplanes in the Constitution, either. Defund The FAA!!1!!

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I hear you.

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or ED pills.

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Oh YES! After all, two can play at that game...

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It's been a long time since I volunteered at a Feminist Women's Health Center, but back then, the test couldn't tell if you were pregnant or not UNTIL you were six weeks pregnant. So someone please enlighten me, what's the earliest a woman can now know for sure she's pregnant? Because an "after six weeks" ban is a total ban.

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I'm a card carrying socialist.EBT. I am not joking, but maybe I might be under a bridge.

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