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Of course not. He was Jewish. I truly believe that, had he known he was going to be turned into a religious figure, he'd've stuck to making chifferobes with his dad.

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Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd ever see.

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How's about, "Okay God exists, but what if he's an absentee landlord who doesn't give a damn"? That kind of question seemed to elude the 17th Century mind.

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Unless they are grandstanding

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I'm going to remember this...well done!!!

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How long before he is outed in a Myrtle Beach shower house with a wide stance excuse claiming he did not know it was a place frequented by gays

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So if red and blue and two of the abomination colors does that mean that both the confederate flag are the American flag are just white?

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And then there is the "Mormon Orgy" tribute band "The Latter-Day Taints."

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The Obama Nation of Colors? The Bible teaches us to love the homosexual but to make his life as miserable as possible. Because that's how "Christians" show love?

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And one more: Somehow it was NOT judicial tyranny when SCOTUS had a 5-4 vote deciding our president in the fall of 2000

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and THAT, my friends, is why I don't do facebook

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You didn't go on to the part where Lot fucks his own daughters and gets them pregnant.

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mmm, delicious, salty, cum-flavored wingnut tears. Bottoms up!

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that's some genuine frontier gibberish.

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are black roaches a kind of weed no one told me about?

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