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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Of course not. He was Jewish. I truly believe that, had he known he was going to be turned into a religious figure, he'd've stuck to making chifferobes with his dad.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd ever see.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

How's about, "Okay God exists, but what if he's an absentee landlord who doesn't give a damn"? That kind of question seemed to elude the 17th Century mind.

lovelydestruction's avatar

Unless they are grandstanding

RogationDays's avatar

I'm going to remember this...well done!!!

Capt.Jim's avatar

How long before he is outed in a Myrtle Beach shower house with a wide stance excuse claiming he did not know it was a place frequented by gays

m3bosha's avatar

So if red and blue and two of the abomination colors does that mean that both the confederate flag are the American flag are just white?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And then there is the "Mormon Orgy" tribute band "The Latter-Day Taints."

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

The Obama Nation of Colors? The Bible teaches us to love the homosexual but to make his life as miserable as possible. Because that's how "Christians" show love?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And one more: Somehow it was NOT judicial tyranny when SCOTUS had a 5-4 vote deciding our president in the fall of 2000

nightmoth's avatar

and THAT, my friends, is why I don't do facebook

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

You didn't go on to the part where Lot fucks his own daughters and gets them pregnant.

RickyG's avatar

mmm, delicious, salty, cum-flavored wingnut tears. Bottoms up!

Goposaur's avatar

that's some genuine frontier gibberish.

Mormos's avatar

are black roaches a kind of weed no one told me about?