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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

ha, I read it in my best Sean Connery voice!

HermitSongs's avatar

Fortunately they are utterly delightful. It’s extremely difficult to keep feeling stabby when a gaggle of 9-year-old boys comes bursting in, fist-pumping and barely able to keep themselves from shouting, because they beat their previous record for how quickly they could get to the library after school.

catnmus's avatar

It doesn't hurt to try to plant a tiny seed of doubt. If we don't challenge things then nothing will change because then people are only hearing one side.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Lawyers are proof that you can get pregnant from anal sex.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Oh yes, that too. It's GREAT for that. Any kind of local businesses, or doctors, dentists, vets, etc. It's so useful, in fact, that I'm always kind of staggered when the racists and homeless-attackers emerge.

afelinefan's avatar

A sad LOL is in order here....

afelinefan's avatar

Absolutely - did you see that John Oliver bit about crisis pregnancy centers? These people are SO evil.

afelinefan's avatar

My sister USED to be that way...then she got hooked up with fundies, and...not it's mysteriously murder.

afelinefan's avatar

Seriously. UNLESS they can certify that it is ONLY for use with their legally-wedded and ONLY wife (excepting widowers) and that the woman is of child-bearing age. AND the wife needs to document the number of times they have had sex and he has to bring the bottle in for counting at random times to see that the occasions match up.

Chrome Diopside's avatar

Did anyone see the latest on that Missouri Health Administration perv doctor that was tracking menstrual periods of women who had visited Planned Parenthood. Talk about a sick bastard.

Corvid Opera's avatar

Haha, I did not even notice until I continued along this thread. I am shabby (but not chic) in solidarity.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

And...(don't stop me, I'm just getting wound up...) it is also nobody's damn business if I got my bunions last week from those awful shoes I shouldn't have bought at DSW, or ten years ago, from those awful bridesmaid shoes my college roommate made me wear. You deal with the bunions when you're ready to deal with the bunions.

oafishcad's avatar

Well, they did vote Lindsey Graham for their Senator.