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rtpoeman's avatar

And in only 2 years.

Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

Nobody should have to slog through the snow and sit around a wood stove in a general store on the Canadian border jawing with old white people to get noticed that they are running for president.

adamlily's avatar

Speaking as a decades-long Iowan: halle-fucking-lujah. Get that "first" stuff out of my state and give us a goddamned primary.

John Thorstensen's avatar

The "first-in-the-nation primary" has been a baked-in feature of NH politics for about a zillion years (and it's a big business for the politicos and advertisers), and as I understand it is even enshrined in State law -- if some other state declares an earlier one, NH just moves theirs earlier, or is supposed to.

I suppose it could all end up with holding the NH primary the weekend after the previous presidential election.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Is a 'cawcuss" when a crow says "fuck" a lot?

Oblio's Cap's avatar

There will still be lots of Cletuses to hunt for on safari.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Agree. WA (used to?) hold caucuses and they're terribly anti-democratic and a gigantic PITA. I'd much prefer a ranked choice primary.

Whale Chowder's avatar

SC is his home state, where he was raised.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Translation: we will lose so much money!

conti ben's avatar

I don't know from this Hassan person, but what is she? Some kind of Kristin Cinema or something? Sounds like a garden variety narcissist to me...

"We're having the party at my house because we've always had the party at my house"

conti ben's avatar

All done on the same 'day' like the general election...the downstream primary states get SO ripped off...usually the candidate is pretty much decided before it gets to the last heat of states. SO fucking undemocratic

conti ben's avatar

And if you HAVE to have a caucus (you don't) why not California? Or New York?

Gary_Seven's avatar

Stephen Colbert claims he arranged this.

Gary_Seven's avatar

And Ethanol subsidies- F that noise!

Seek's avatar

As a CA voter I'll point out that this is insane. Trying to air commercials in the 3 expensive big markets (plus Sacramento, I guess?) would mean that only well funded known candidates would ever get a chance. Yes we're most like the whole nation because we're 10-15% of the nation but shit howdy would this be a bad idea.

Iowa and NH have to go and getting less old and white places on the calendar is a great idea but make it happen in places where the Newbies can compete. That isn't CA