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That beats the old one, ''Meth, we're on it''.

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Me too, Mr. Mailman. My husband, poor captive audience that he is, bears the brunt of it.

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You know, I can't help but think that Putin has a nasty smile of delight reading about USA's idiocy. Not that he wishes this on his own population, I seem to remember hearing "rumors" about Russia and things are not going well for them pandemic-wise (probably the closest we'll come to hearing news of them will be in the form of rumors). But seeing how screwed up we are unfold in real time as this disease shows all of our political / governmental systemic weaknesses and how easily we unravel must be sweet for him.

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With her hands all covered with blood, Gov. Noem is saving a fortune on nail care.

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Trump seeking guidance-- "WWVW?" What would Vlad want?

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That ho standing next to him completes the look, doncha think?

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Trump thinks PPE means that peepee is an effective antiviral.

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Viruses mutate. This particularly nasty one could get nastier.

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One post advises sticking a portable hair dryer down the throat, to cook the viruses.

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You mean that mad/insane messianic Thousand-yard stare that looks through you (and everything else) and focuses on the Heavenly/Godly Beauty Eldritch Horrors of the Christian Paradise Lovecraftian Hellscape that will be their us Sinner's Eternal reward?

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It does tend to get depressing, doesn't it?

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You can't blame me. I knew what a do nothing this woman was after her term as a representative. She's done nothing good since she got in office.

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She’s so Tea Party circa 2010 or whenever the fuck that was.

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But you're gonna spare Wall Drug and the Murdo Auto Museum?

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I just went in to tell my wife about this, and I started yelling. Not at her, but in her presence, but still. These fucking people are inexcusable. I am, in fact, beside myself. Sheesh.

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