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maybe all these bagger sessionists could go away forever together and we could watch the 'cats in a bag fight' from the safety of the 21st century.

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didn't notice. can't take my eyes off Kortney

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What are they going to call this new state Reaganland?

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Every female over 40 will wear Lilly Pulitzer by law. Oops, sorry, that's FLORIDA.

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Only some plastic surgeries will be exported: rhinoplasty, breast implants and whatever they call that vagina improvement surgery.

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Here's the telling item about that John Birch stalwart, according to Wikipedia:

"Schmitz refused to lend financial support or assistance to his illegitimate children who became wards of the state after their mother died.["

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i really don't understand how you guys read comments. i get stabby reading comments on 'the economist' webite much less local papers with racist shithead commentators.

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Also Funny. The Browns figured out that the USA kind of sucks anyway and they're better off in their home country. USAUSAUSA! <a href="http://www.startribune.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.startribune.com/nation/125053169.html">http://www.startribune.com/...

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