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How does your Rascal feel about that?

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<i>“he was first getting familiar with the Internet,”</i>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, sorry. That's not a sentence. These people give me blog Tourrette's. (Blogette's?)

Anyway, ........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I've got to stop doing that.

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This is just great. Now we have to worry about Anchor Puppies coming here for the Government HeartGuard. Call the Immigrant Whisperer right away.

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seriously, is there a humor gene or something? because even if i was a card carrying kkk member, that shit would not be funny.

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I nominate this for the win-of-the-afternoon. (Unless I see something better)

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The South <i>will not</i> be rising again. Thank heavens.

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Seconded. I can enjoy this one (guilt-free) as I am white and lazy.

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New to the internet? I suspect we won't hear from him for a few months after he discovers free porn.

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