Some people can identify a defining moment in their childhood - an incident that brings an idea to mind which is then indelibly fixed in the psyche. For Gelding - an adopted alias for the American internet guru to all wanna-be eunuchs - that moment came when he was 12 years old and thrown against an older boy in a packed bus. "Do that again and I'll crush 'em," said the older boy, grabbing his genitals. The pain was as piercing as the pleasure. And so began a lifetime's quest to be castrated.
Well, he just needs an app. That way people would just praise him for being "disruptive" and he could operate with impunity in a regulated profession. See: Uber, AirBnB, et al.
His "practices" aren't open to the public. They're "like a private church." Go to the "Morgellons" link... It's the Halloween season, treat yourself to some scary logic and crazy theories. Get popcorn first...
his only professional experience is as a “porn star, male escort and sex toy inventor.”
Well look at him! If it wasn't for porn and prison, he wouldn't be be getting any at all!
Tell me about it. Who in the world would think- actually, never mind...
*shudders, clutches Zoichi Kanoe print*
Are you going say that you're a doctor as well?
Happy song from the Lion King - "Vagina Dentata!"
From The Guardian The final cut
Some people can identify a defining moment in their childhood - an incident that brings an idea to mind which is then indelibly fixed in the psyche. For Gelding - an adopted alias for the American internet guru to all wanna-be eunuchs - that moment came when he was 12 years old and thrown against an older boy in a packed bus. "Do that again and I'll crush 'em," said the older boy, grabbing his genitals. The pain was as piercing as the pleasure. And so began a lifetime's quest to be castrated.
You know those milk steamers? They do have other uses ...
Instead of Doctor Rick, might I suggest Doctor of Dick?
Prostate checks for all!
I mean, doctors what do they know? Look at that Stephen Hawking guy.
Oh come on! The English Language has been fucking over other languages for centuries!
I bet you the front of his "doctor's office" has "Le Sex..." on it somewhere.
and the so-called plastic part which is a genetically modified material of an element not know to this planet
I'm not saying aliens... but, aliens.
Well, he just needs an app. That way people would just praise him for being "disruptive" and he could operate with impunity in a regulated profession. See: Uber, AirBnB, et al.
His "practices" aren't open to the public. They're "like a private church." Go to the "Morgellons" link... It's the Halloween season, treat yourself to some scary logic and crazy theories. Get popcorn first...
He looks like Terry Richardson, only less skeevy.
Can't hurt.
That's a good pitch. "Can't hurt"