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his only professional experience is as a “porn star, male escort and sex toy inventor.”

Well look at him! If it wasn't for porn and prison, he wouldn't be be getting any at all!

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Tell me about it. Who in the world would think- actually, never mind...

*shudders, clutches Zoichi Kanoe print*

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Are you going say that you're a doctor as well?

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Happy song from the Lion King - "Vagina Dentata!"

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From The Guardian The final cut

Some people can identify a defining moment in their childhood - an incident that brings an idea to mind which is then indelibly fixed in the psyche. For Gelding - an adopted alias for the American internet guru to all wanna-be eunuchs - that moment came when he was 12 years old and thrown against an older boy in a packed bus. "Do that again and I'll crush 'em," said the older boy, grabbing his genitals. The pain was as piercing as the pleasure. And so began a lifetime's quest to be castrated.

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You know those milk steamers? They do have other uses ...

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Instead of Doctor Rick, might I suggest Doctor of Dick?

Prostate checks for all!

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I mean, doctors what do they know? Look at that Stephen Hawking guy.

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Oh come on! The English Language has been fucking over other languages for centuries!

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I bet you the front of his "doctor's office" has "Le Sex..." on it somewhere.

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and the so-called plastic part which is a genetically modified material of an element not know to this planet

I'm not saying aliens... but, aliens.

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Well, he just needs an app. That way people would just praise him for being "disruptive" and he could operate with impunity in a regulated profession. See: Uber, AirBnB, et al.

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His "practices" aren't open to the public. They're "like a private church." Go to the "Morgellons" link... It's the Halloween season, treat yourself to some scary logic and crazy theories. Get popcorn first...

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He looks like Terry Richardson, only less skeevy.

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Can't hurt.

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That's a good pitch. "Can't hurt"

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