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Debmcd's avatar

They added the extra charges because they just learned how to spell them.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I hear Samuel T. Cogley is good, too.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Starting with the current occupant of the Federal office Reagan held.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

How about Francisco Franco?

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H0mer0's avatar

especially on a Tuesday night in November 2000.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

THAT'S WHAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL-- it IS you'ns!!!!

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notanncoulter's avatar

i was reading this while also looking at a picture of a fringed flag on another monitor. i think that means that this all now falls under maritime law, so they will have to be abducted in boats i think, all piratey and shit.

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notanncoulter's avatar

i know, right?but just 20 west miles from where i live it starts to smell of cowshit and idiocy.it gets worse as you go west.not to say that the smell of cowshit = idiocy, but it seems to help.now i know some fine people from the area west of me... but i also know some ignorant racist morons that have no idea that some of the shit they say is ignorant and racist.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"If"

King of Sparta's reply to Alex's Dad's Surrender Demand around 300 B.C.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

It's good to see some of the the Village People are still in The Business of Show Business.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Legal Form Writing for Dummies"

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Cut her some slack, she usually contracts out the small stuff to the Soros Foundation guys who just got off Graveyard and hadn't had coffee and donuts yet.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Hmmm, did forensics come back to show if the nutz had recently been fondled? Evidence of KFC grease, Hoppes #9, 99 cent store "personal lubricant" by signature gas chromatograph peaks? Then we'd know if it's the real McCoy Wingnut tell. Until then, I will reserve judgment on Poe's vs. Natural Law.

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