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They added the extra charges because they just learned how to spell them.

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I hear Samuel T. Cogley is good, too.

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Starting with the current occupant of the Federal office Reagan held.

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How about Francisco Franco?

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especially on a Tuesday night in November 2000.

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THAT'S WHAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL-- it IS you'ns!!!!

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i was reading this while also looking at a picture of a fringed flag on another monitor. i think that means that this all now falls under maritime law, so they will have to be abducted in boats i think, all piratey and shit.

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i know, right?but just 20 west miles from where i live it starts to smell of cowshit and idiocy.it gets worse as you go west.not to say that the smell of cowshit = idiocy, but it seems to help.now i know some fine people from the area west of me... but i also know some ignorant racist morons that have no idea that some of the shit they say is ignorant and racist.

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King of Sparta's reply to Alex's Dad's Surrender Demand around 300 B.C.

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It's good to see some of the the Village People are still in The Business of Show Business.

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"Legal Form Writing for Dummies"

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Cut her some slack, she usually contracts out the small stuff to the Soros Foundation guys who just got off Graveyard and hadn't had coffee and donuts yet.

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Hmmm, did forensics come back to show if the nutz had recently been fondled? Evidence of KFC grease, Hoppes #9, 99 cent store "personal lubricant" by signature gas chromatograph peaks? Then we'd know if it's the real McCoy Wingnut tell. Until then, I will reserve judgment on Poe's vs. Natural Law.

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