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Today’s gif is in honor of International Dot Day on Friday. It’s all about the creativity (perhaps hidden) in all of us and having the courage to explore it. Learn more here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/international-dot-day

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Whar national Squiggle Day? He was totally blocked by Line.

The Dot and the Line - A Romance in Lower Mathematics 1965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaE4W-OhQmI

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Fun facts:

* "The Dot" is 20 years old this year. Almost old enough to drink! It is published by Candlewick Press, local to Massachusetts and publisher of many fine kids books. (No, I am not affiliated in any way.)

* "The Dot" is part of the Creatrilogy, which also includes "Ish" and "Sky Color." These books encourage us all to make art without fear of failure and mistakes, or letting the perfect get in the way of the good. All would make excellent gifts for children.

* Peter H. Reynolds is alive and well. He has a bookshop in Dedham, MA named The Blue Bunny, which stocks his works for kids, among other authors. He has an identical twin named Paul, who runs a studio named FableVision.

* If you can find it at your local library or on line, "The Dot" was turned into an animated short by Weston Woods Studios and FableVision in 2004. It is a really fun video, and was among my kid's favorite stories growing up.

* I wonder if it is too late to become a librarian.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I couldn't get the image to load, but I'm guessing it's Dot Warner from the URL :)

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Menotsure's avatar

I hid my creativity years ago and for the life of me cannot remember where I put it.

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Or Dorothy Day if you're being formal.

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Norton C Scrod's avatar

Narrated by Robert Morely!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😻

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Argh, I keep ordering off of Amazon and forgetting to go through y'all.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Something has to be done to fix the madness that is Wisconsin politics. Dems get more votes, GOP gets more seats. And this 'peachment crap with the newest Justice is BS! IT MUST STOP!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I wish the open thread was about the dude who made up "alien mummies" again and made it to a hearing in the Mexican parliament with it this time.

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Doug Langley's avatar

About that New Republic article trying to figure out why people think they're hurting. Krugman mentioned a poll where 73% Americans think they're doing fine. That's right - THREE FOURTHS of us feel they're economically okay. They're not hurting! And at the same time they think everyone else is slogging through Great Depression 2.0. Say what???

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Here's your Wednesday reminder for Wonkette Movie Night. This weekend it is A Shot In The Dark (1964.)

Available for free on Pluto TV, Tubi, The Roku Channel and Prime.

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-sept-16-a-shot?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"Ah yes, the Bridge cue"...

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Sister Artemis's avatar

WHO ARE WONKETTE THIRD KID???!!!!????

It's a cutey, that's fer sure.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Recently the Alabama legislature told SCROTUS to take a flying f*** and guess what? NOTHING HAPPENED. The SCROTUS police did not descend on the legislature and arrest the miscreants. Not a single member of the legislature suffered any penalty or public opprobrium. Democrats need to take that lesson to heart.

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Erin's avatar

Youngest babby is a delightful Jack-o-lantern. And y'all are a fun spooky family.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Alabama’s strategy is to run out the clock and then say, “well it’s too close to the 2024 election to change the map now. Better luck next cycle.” Then repeat for 2026.

Tucker is Alex Jones with less cocaine.

The Republican plan of bullshit impeachments and government shutdowns doesn’t make much strategic sense to me. But what do I know.

Kevin is fucked no matter what he does and I am here for it!

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

"Far be it from me to disagree with the eminent former Wonkette Jim Newell, but I think it’s GREAT that Old Handsome Joe Biden riffed on old John Wayne movies, and I would like to know why The Kids These Days aren’t giving him any props for being on the correct side of John Wayne vs. The Indians, i.e. fuck John Wayne."

I was listening to a podcast on what a bastard John Wayne was and will forever remember the line, "John Wayne's first marriage would end for the same reason all his marriages would - he started sleeping with a teenager in Mexico."

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Frank Zappa claimed that John Wayne once mistook him for a Mexican rent boy he had spent time with.

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Wendy Wonders's avatar

Made me smile this morning (and I needed it.) At the vice president's High Holiday party - "150 or so Jewish leaders joined Vice President Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff, the second gentleman, at their residence for a pre-Rosh Hashanah celebration. The Marine Corps Band played klezmer music." https://forward.com/life/560648/kamala-harris-doug-emhoff-rosh-hashanah/

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

"The Marine Corps Band played klezmer music."

More woke behavior in the military. Somebody call Tubey Tommerville!

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littlerice vice's avatar

EMHOFF was at JOINT BASE ANDREWS! HELL back in NHA TRANG our JOINT BASE was a sand bagged bunker!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Beat me to it.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Where do I collect my Bronze Medal?

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

The best John Wayne was the Robin Williams imitation of him in The Birdcage.

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Erin's avatar

"Too swish?" "No, I just never realized John Wayne walked that way."

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