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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the Russian company is insisting that it was the modifications that caused thhe problem

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

So, I'm guessing Trump and his hair still haven't forgotten or forgiven the 2011 Obama takedown the night of the bin ladin raid? Get over it, Donnie, you possum-topped bag of wind.

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Daddy left him $200 mil . . . is it pure coincidence that he's worth an estimated $200 mil today?

That's the number "TrumpNation" author Timothy O'Brien came up with. Donny sued him for telling the truth, but to Donny's great dismay, it turned out that <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/money\/judge-michele-fox-tosses-donald-trump-lawsuit-trump-nation-author-timothy-o-brien-article-1.394167" target="_blank">reporters are allowed to tell the truth. </a>

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I really do hope that "underwent rapid disassembly" catches on as an internet meme.

bobbert's avatar

It <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=Rapid%20Unscheduled%20Disassembly" target="_blank"> already has</a>, at least in a minor way.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd pay good money to see Buzz drop the Donald with a nice right hook

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ground Control to Major Trump

Ikimizi's avatar

See what happens when a corporation ignores OSHA regulations?

Fartknocker's avatar

If the Governors of New York and New Jersey truly cared for the public's health, they would quarantine Donald because that thing on his head either carries Ebola or maybe ISIS.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wonder if Teh Donald is aware that Orbital Sciences Corporation uses modified Russian NK-33 engines

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so THAT is what is perched on his head?

The trouble with Trump

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Silly librul- NOTHING bad ever happened before Obummercare

schmannity's avatar

It crashed and burned like a Trump marriage.