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the Russian company is insisting that it was the modifications that caused thhe problem

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So, I'm guessing Trump and his hair still haven't forgotten or forgiven the 2011 Obama takedown the night of the bin ladin raid? Get over it, Donnie, you possum-topped bag of wind.

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Daddy left him $200 mil . . . is it pure coincidence that he's worth an estimated $200 mil today?

That's the number "TrumpNation" author Timothy O'Brien came up with. Donny sued him for telling the truth, but to Donny's great dismay, it turned out that <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/money\/judge-michele-fox-tosses-donald-trump-lawsuit-trump-nation-author-timothy-o-brien-article-1.394167" target="_blank">reporters are allowed to tell the truth. </a>

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If you looked like that, you'd avoid self-reflections too.

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I really do hope that "underwent rapid disassembly" catches on as an internet meme.

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It <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=Rapid%20Unscheduled%20Disassembly" target="_blank"> already has</a>, at least in a minor way.

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I'd pay good money to see Buzz drop the Donald with a nice right hook

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Ground Control to Major Trump

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See what happens when a corporation ignores OSHA regulations?

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If the Governors of New York and New Jersey truly cared for the public's health, they would quarantine Donald because that thing on his head either carries Ebola or maybe ISIS.

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I wonder if Teh Donald is aware that Orbital Sciences Corporation uses modified Russian NK-33 engines

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so THAT is what is perched on his head?

The trouble with Trump

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Silly librul- NOTHING bad ever happened before Obummercare

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It crashed and burned like a Trump marriage.

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Rocket death panels.

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