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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There but for the grace of toilet training, go I.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

(1) It's dark. (2) It's largely unknown and terrorfying. (3) It's almost like a foreign country down there.

Could be a vagina.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"<i>Dominion</i> Virginia Power"

'nuff said?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

GOP = Grifting Opportunists' Party Remind me to run for office and collect contributions, before my next vacation.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now see..this is why I don't smoke weed anymore. It turns my normal day-to-day paranoia into EPIC PARANOIA.

Hmmmm, DOMINION Virginia Power is building a third unit that, when it fails, will kill millions of people. Meanwhile, Rick Perry and One-L Bachman are DOMINIONISTS...who, by the way, believe in the coming of the apocalypse...

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

So, that's why I don't smoke weed anymore.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm regular that way.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Dominion Virginia Power confirmed its commitment to add a third reactor to the plant</i>

Sheeeyit. Put 'em ALL there. The entertainment value when they grow tails and glow in the dark supercedes any safety concerns.

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fuflans's avatar

yes.

well kinda.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'd sure like to know how the Muslins started an earthquake!

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fuflans's avatar

i fail to see how this lowers taxes or regulatory constraints on america's job creators.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ah hell...I've had bowel movements that rated higher on the Richter scale.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ah hell..Hillary has had bowel movements that rated higher on the Richter scale.

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