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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There but for the grace of toilet training, go I.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

(1) It's dark. (2) It's largely unknown and terrorfying. (3) It's almost like a foreign country down there.

Could be a vagina.

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"<i>Dominion</i> Virginia Power"

'nuff said?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

GOP = Grifting Opportunists' Party Remind me to run for office and collect contributions, before my next vacation.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now see..this is why I don't smoke weed anymore. It turns my normal day-to-day paranoia into EPIC PARANOIA.

Hmmmm, DOMINION Virginia Power is building a third unit that, when it fails, will kill millions of people. Meanwhile, Rick Perry and One-L Bachman are DOMINIONISTS...who, by the way, believe in the coming of the apocalypse...

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

So, that's why I don't smoke weed anymore.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm regular that way.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Dominion Virginia Power confirmed its commitment to add a third reactor to the plant</i>

Sheeeyit. Put 'em ALL there. The entertainment value when they grow tails and glow in the dark supercedes any safety concerns.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'd sure like to know how the Muslins started an earthquake!

fuflans's avatar

i fail to see how this lowers taxes or regulatory constraints on america's job creators.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ah hell...I've had bowel movements that rated higher on the Richter scale.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ah hell..Hillary has had bowel movements that rated higher on the Richter scale.