Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite
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NASA is rushing the Space Shuttle Atlantis back to Earth on Wednesday so the mad scientists at the Pentagon can try to shoot a monstrous poisonous spy satellite out of the sky before it crashes back to America and kills us all. The broken 5,000-lb. space robot is
Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite
Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon…
Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite
NASA is rushing the Space Shuttle Atlantis back to Earth on Wednesday so the mad scientists at the Pentagon can try to shoot a monstrous poisonous spy satellite out of the sky before it crashes back to America and kills us all. The broken 5,000-lb. space robot is