Spain is one of those socialist countries somewhere in Europe. As such, people who live in Spain don't have to work all 666 days of the year. And now, just to add to the socialism, Spanish fathers get to take time off from work, to breastfeed their children:
A new twist on the old “You can’t get blood from a turnip” cliché.
That’ll warp just about any young mind. She’ll probably grow to be serial killer, politician or a musician.