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Zhu Bajie's avatar

In the smoke-filled room, at 2 am, I hope the real leaders choose JEB! He's the least awful!

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

All with bags over their heads, maybe. Lights out, of course.

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Lamashtar's avatar

"That's what she said!"

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Rick Hill's avatar

I'm sure he quelled his concerns over the racial issues by double checking to ensure that enough minority votes would be nullified by suppression, purges, id laws, poll closures and underfunding and whatever else the gop can come up with. You see? Race isn't a concern for the gop

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fuflans's avatar

I. LOVE. THIS.

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fuflans's avatar

whenever i want to prove my PIA creds i pull out rammstein.

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fuflans's avatar

how IS that working out for KS? i keep reading stories about how fucked KS is but still! vote for brownback all the time!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Speaker Ryan needs to pick one: Legs in the air for Trump, or run for president. American politics isn’t a fucking buffet where you get to sample ALL THE THINGS, Sugar Tits.

We are talking about a man who ran for VP and his senate seat at the same time, so he could have one if he lost the other one. He really does think politics is a sample buffet of all you can eat.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Right, because the military really wants to deal with a buncha slacking, whining precious snowflakes who do not even want to be there.

That sounds so like something the military totally wants to do.

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fuflans's avatar

curious if he has the balls. because everything in the republican party right now is like europe after WWII: huge devastation, huge opportunity.

my money's on 'no', but curious.

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psychobroad's avatar

OMG, I love you Evan. "Dreamboat eyes" and "Sugar Tits" in one post! I would offer to have your love child, except you're probably not interested, even if I weren't too old to have any lovechildren anymore.

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xy's avatar

what the hell kind of game is everyone playing with all these weird cards?

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xy's avatar

usually fucking is a pleasurable affair. but i suppose no one really wants to get fucked by don.

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xy's avatar

unabashed prickishness?

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xy's avatar

gross.

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