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maxneanderthal's avatar

By what kind of fucked up illogic do these pongos think that a special counsel is NOT going to be serious? They basically do exactly what it says on the tin. Well, of course they're going to ask for everyfuckingthing. And no, they are not going to believe a word trump's lickspittles say.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its the old' i am above the law' hubris - and it trips them up every time. we may call the orange fool a crime boss, but he's never met an opponent he couldn't beat or bully into submission yet, and that is leading him to the belief that this too will pass (narrator: it won't)

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

baba yaga …

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its not a 'who has the worse reps' competition, ok fellas - you're both special /s

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SunMoonStars17's avatar

I'll never believe they got all the documents until Ivana is dug up and all digital devices from everyone in his orbit is confiscated.

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Shades of Grey's avatar

AOTK, which ultimately boils down to NOTK.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

All the kudos for this!

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Wondering Woman's avatar

So he could quickly and efficiently dispatch any troublemakers and mark them as his possessions

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Can I say how much I love that this podcast exits and that its name is absolute perfection.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

Dig her up! Dig her up!

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GH Swell's avatar

Make him stress out about it and all his enablers go out on a broken limb for him, and then lock him up.https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Alternative Dog's avatar

In response, Trump's legal team hired an outside team of document experts to search Trump Tower in New York and the former president's golf club in New Jersey to ensure that he's not stashing any more stolen government property there.

Have they checked that casket buried on the golf course in Bedminster?

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Venerable Bede's avatar

In addition, I'm thinking deep cavity search on TFG and his family*. Hey, y'never know.* NOT Barron. Poor kid.

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

I'd recheck Mar-a-Lardass again, too. He probably moved them back with him from Bedbugminster.

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Venerable Bede's avatar

TFG already has a sub-peener.Just ask Stormy.

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