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He was remarkably adroit at correcting Trump's bullshit. It was a marvelous balancing act.

Birx just kept trying to straddle the fence.

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I feel sorry for the birds. Those windmills kill more herds of chickens, penguins, and kiwis than any other alternative facts energy source out there.

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(Actual image of the kiwi devastation from wind farm off the eastern coast of New Zealand)

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I broke a rib doing the clumsy drunk version of that.

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There is a real bully the nerd vibe happening with Rand's interactions with Fauci.

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I assume the rift between Paul and Faucci stems from some event where Faucci was going around with his board certification like a common Trump carrying an EC map while Paul was relegated to carrying the Denny's kid's placemat where he had written in in crayon over the maze "I Doctor Good"

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Margereene Greene with the endorsement Tuckems has been waiting for! https://twitter.com/RightWi...

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That, plus Rand Paul is both a giant douche AND a turd sandwich.

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Rand Paul is a pompous asshole to pretty much everyone. He was incredibly dickish to Rachel Levine, for example.

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She's got a lot of extra time with no committee appointments.

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Okay, Rand Paul is going to be the most annoying mf on that committee but who is going to ask the stupidest question? Tommy Tuberville or Jerry Moran (yes, he misspelled it)?

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I'm ready to watch Dr. Fauci drop kick Rand Paul before I have to go to my 2nd-dose vaccine appointment today.

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So it's a superhero movie?

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The tape won't work unless the tiny hands are also secured.

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Fauci was not elected! Fire everyone who wasn't elected! Marge can do all that CDC stuff without unelected workers getting in the way.

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