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You're doing yeoman's work. It would be hard for me to visit there and concentrate properly on snark. Trolling is not my favorite thing on these here innertubez

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every day is opposite day when the president is a near.

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Someone this evil and traitorous - for money - would be wise to avoid bringing up words like "freak" and "ugh".

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I don't think they've held the Ping-Pong Dressage event yet.

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"Is that a slide rule in your pocket or are just happy to see me?"

True fact: Until around 1940, "computer" was an occupation.

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Malkin's remarks are typical of the America-hating conservatives. Our greatest accomplishments are derided as mistakes, our best-and-brightest belittled as fools, our can-do spirit inverted into "don't do".

Michelle Malkin can cheer for the Go-Pee Space Agency over NASA and for insurance company death panels instead of universal coverage and for burn-baby-burn over the complexity of climate science. Because that's what America haters do.

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No need. The Hitachi Wand has already been invented.

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Speaking of slide rules, that was a great scene in Apollo 13 when all the nerds pulled out their slide rules at Mission Control to do those complicated computations. Even more amazing, the guys on the ship did the same computations IN THEIR HEAD. Which is why I could never work at Mission Control or be an astronaut.

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Wait a minute, does that mean that Barry is Captain Black?

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I love how a "science adviser" turns into "czar" in Wingnuttese. A science adviser in this benighted country where greasy "chikin" is the new national food? OMG, THE POWER! THE POWER! Truly he is heir to the divinely-ordained autocracy of the Romanovs.

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Outrage is to Michelle Malkin what funkyness was to James Brown.

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It killed the cat, too! WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CATS?!!!!

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Michelle Malkin is just the female version of Ann Coulter.

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