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Parakeetist's avatar

Birb has news! It is good news!

I met a friend at the pool!

She was a nice lady named Kelly. She was swimming as a guest of her son.

She told me she lives in Hudson, with some other of her family.

We talked a while.

I'll look forward to saying Hi and catching up next time we meet. :)

Lucidamente's avatar

Hahahaha. (Though wasn't Grassley involved in the plot to de-certify the election on January 6?)

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mko4rvrlh22i

🚨 HOT MIC: Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) was caught asking staff during questioning of Trump judicial nominees: “What would be wrong if they said Biden won?”

Multiple people in the room heard it. GOP staffers were reportedly panicking, according to sources familiar.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Can't say it hasnt been nice not being plugged into the "news" dealing with my dad's funeral and family.

Looks like the funeral cant happen until NEXT Saturday and I'm going to try to happy it gives everyone more time to travel. Looks like Step Monster is wanting to go the religious route and all 3 sisters are pushing back.

Sounds. Like. This. Is. Going. To. Be. Fun.

God bless my spare 3 Clozapam and weed. Light a candle for me kids, I'll try to check in

verne's avatar

sorry to hear you lost your dad and the family issues clearly don't help. try and set boundaries with sisters vs the monster. i hope you can get through the next week with minimal pain.

Parakeetist's avatar

All my condolences. Peace to your father and to you.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*hugs*

*extra weed*

*candle lit*

My condolences and prayers/supportive vibes (your choice) for your dasd.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Harry says I do not like rain so I will just stay here under this umbrella even though I am inside.

Because being under or in things is the safe zone and best place to launch attacks from.

Cat logic.

https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-251272379?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

"M"'s avatar

"Dear Rain -

You are not the boss of me

Kisses, Harry"

ziggywiggy's avatar

That is exactly what he said!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Harry showed that rain who's boss!

ziggywiggy's avatar

Harry is Da Boss of all things. Except Movies, that's my gig.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"You can't seeeee me!"

ziggywiggy's avatar

I am the mighty predator hiding in the bush!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Good news for new Wonker E. Jean Carroll

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/full-federal-appeals-court-wont-185146689.html

"Full federal appeals court won't rehear $83 million defamation verdict against Trump"

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NEW YORK (AP) — A divided federal appeals court said Wednesday it will not grant a rare meeting of its active judges to hear an appeal of an $83 million verdict against President Donald Trump for defaming a magazine advice columnist over an encounter three decades ago.

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals' decision to reject a so-called “en banc” hearing comes several months after Trump appealed to the Supreme Court another jury’s decision to grant $5 million the writer, E. Jean Carroll, after concluding that he had sexually abused her in a department store dressing room in 1996 and later defamed her. The high court has not yet decided whether to hear the case.

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Stulexington's avatar

For now, he remains a court recognized rapist.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Wait, wut? New Wonker?

coco lurks from home's avatar

She showed up very briefly in the comments on one of Gary’s posts - I think Sunday? Just to say thanks to him, but it caused quite a stir for we filthy fuckaducks.

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if she’s a regular reader.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

She showed up in the comments yesterday to thank Gary.

Mysterysurf's avatar

She commented a night or two ago, thanking Gary for his writing.

Marty Smit's avatar

Why the internet SUCKS!!

I’m looking to buy a new, or 2-3 year old car. I go to Consumer Reports, Edmund’s and True Car. They ALL have online forms to fill out: give your name, address, phone # & email. They all say you’ll get a ‘price quote’ on a car. All I get is endless texts, emails & phone calls, but no ‘’price quote.’

The internet is supposedly t o save time, AMIRIT? Yet, all the car dealers just want to revert to in-person contact. “When can we do a test drive?”, What can I do to get you into this car?”, etc, etc.

They revert to 60 year old sales tactics, thinking if they get you in-person, face-to-face, that they can sweet talk/bullshit you.

Fuck Marketing/PR & sales people. Get an honest, real job.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Talk to mechanics and tow truck drivers. Buy them a beverage or two.

They know things

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

However does he survive without a fortified ballroom?

He must be braver than our least favorite president!

Parakeetist's avatar

Birb likes him. And Ukraine.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Which one of you linked to Unthanks? I am deep in the youtube hole now. ETA: Such beautiful voices.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary

😡 NO, HELL NO, FUCK NO!!! 🤬

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/28/politics/us-trump-passport?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc&recs_exp=up-next-article-end&tenant_id=related.en

Free beach's avatar

Good I have enough issues at customs anyway. Like they need another Reason to hate Americans

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Luckily, they're optional ... you have to request one. And I'll bet there's a "special fee" that gets deposited in Orangini's bank account.

[Edit] I'll find the article about how Donnie could be paid to "license" his image to the government.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I thought it was mentioned yesterday that you can avoid this by getting your passport anywhere except an office in DC, or doing it by mail?

I hope??

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Even so, it's infuriating. He's probably demanded a kickback for each one with his stupid face on it.

paperlesstiger's avatar

They'll be on the international watch list soon enough.

42tontom's avatar

So like a red hat, a moran signifier.

42tontom's avatar

Punisher decal, Truck Nutz, etc

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Do enough MAGAts actually travel abroad that they'll get these?

Stulexington's avatar

I get the feeling that this is just the office placating the baby.

Trump's picture will appear on passports issued *

*some conditions apply.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Let's hope not.

Except if they want to move to Russia. Who are we to stop them?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/wajali.bsky.social/post/3mknmwbjj6s2a

Democrats should gerrymander the hell out of their districts. Neutralize Republican voters. Supreme Court is cool with it so just flex until MAGA cries uncle.

Fight fire with fire. You cant be Civil with fascists.

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

Agree. I wonder if we're not just taking the first steps toward a national divorce at this point. If there will never be a chance to be fairly politically represented in a district, why stay unless absolutely necessary?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

If republicans bring a gun to the fight, we bring a flame thrower.

Jamoche's avatar

That's the Chicago way.

Parakeetist's avatar

Watching CNN for a moment.

Rev. Warnock is on. He's speaking about the gutting of the Voting Rights Act.

Free beach's avatar

Great. Just great. Carpet bagger Paul LePage is back from Florida to run for Jared goldens seat in Maine. Why do we keep having to deal with these assholes?

Of course Susan Collins is on board.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! I feel your pain.

Here in Michigan the leading GOP candidate for Senate, Mike Rogers, is a former GOP Congresscritter who moved from Michigan to Florida to be a health insurance lobbyist when he lost his seast. Couple years ago, when a Michigan Senate seat came up he bought a fixer upper house in Michigan, and stayed in Florida until local media called him out for not actually living in Michigan. He claimed he would move and fix up the house IF HE WON! He didn't, and if Republican voters want to give him a second chance, whatever motherfuckers. I don't know where he is living and honestly don't care. You fuckers want to vote for someone who.left the state the second he lost his seat, whatever, fuck you.

Free beach's avatar

America still hasn’t learned.

Like Churchill said, America does the right thing after all other avenues are exhausted

feralboy12's avatar

OMG.

When I was working doing surveys on the phone, I overheard another section doing one where they had to read LePage quotes to the respondents. One involved comparing something Obama did to making people "take it in the butt without lubrication" or something like that; imagine reading that to some little old lady from Maine. Another was a quote about plastic bottles not being an environmental issue because "when you put them in the microwave, they just give off estrogen, and all that does is cause women to grow little beards."

I never had to do that one myself, fortunately.

Free beach's avatar

All true. And all things he said. Oh and the gem that sea level rise is good because it’ll open up the northwest passage.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Ha ha goodbye Panama Canal, amirite?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

LePage is fucking political herpes.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Don't fall for it, Maine!

Free beach's avatar

Hopefully people have had enough of Drumpf.

After all, lePage made the bold claim that he was Drumpf before tttump was Ttump. Although not far off.

Just didn’t pocket as much taxpayer money.

But did the whole punishing of voter districts.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Composer and harmonica ace Toots Theilemans was born on this day in 1922. Here he is performing his composition "Bluesette" in 2009:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKnG_9q4crA

And here's Toots in 1978 playing the theme from Midnight Cowboy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcBGGyc-LPM

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Build Me Up Buttercup 🌼 Cynthia Lin Ukulele Play-Along in Sydney 🇦🇺

Cynthia Lin

(3min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6X1Onu5v4