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Mom and Son love each other a bit (way) too much. Seen it before. Having parties is how it starts...and thus, loving mommy in such an amorous way...results in a seriousmental breakdown as contrasted against societal values. One is not supposed to be a MF'er, Right? That sort of thing makes one feel, rather uneasy to be around. However, there is so much incest in the world, everyone shuts it out.

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seems like there is "intent" there.

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He's the latest "cause celebre"/distraction for the "outrage media" horde.

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but he gives you an opportunity to feel better about yourself by posting a snarky comment.

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Thank goodness someone is here to defend the honor of a drunk driver who killed 4 people and then fled the country to evade any sense of justice.

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They saved the "I'm schtupping my mom" defense to keep him out of jail for violating his probation. Can't really expect "affluenza" to work twice.

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Which is why we need to contain the menace NOW before privileged asswipes like this decide on a fun new hobby...like running for office.

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Here's your answer:

"Under Texas law, he will face a maximum sentence of four months in a juvenile facility, to be released on his 19th birthday, 11 April. He will then go on parole."

From http://www.rawstory.com/201...

I still don't see him doing a day in jail, frankly.

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I honestly think you should have used Montana Max for the graphic. It would have been a lot more appropriate.

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"They only gave me five Ferraris instead of six." Haven't I suffered enough? (sniffle)"

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No i generally fell "better about myself" by trying to be a decent fucking person who treats others life with some kind of respect. This is just icing on the cake (not one bake for homosexuals thought because that makes the SweetCakes people feel all weird in thier "special area"

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There's a famous case of an affluent Jewish teen in MD suburb near DC who lured another teen (Latino from working class family) to either his home or another rich kid's house (a 2nd rich teen was also involved) and killed him. Both of the rich kids were charged with murder. The Jewish kid's parents helped him relocate to Israel and for the last 25 years he's had a good life refusing to return to U.S. The other kid committed suicide either right before going to trial or right after being sentenced to prison. The murdered kid would have been the first person to go to college in his family. He was a gifted artist. His mother was interviewed a few years ago. He was her only child. Heartbreaking story and just unbelievable that U.S.-Israel treaty allows protection of a murderer.

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SO: it turns out this turdburger and her son are fighting extradition. Not back in TX yet. C'mon TX Justice! You need a win before this year ends.

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Or maybe we can take our sweet time with extradition while he rots in a Mexican jail.

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Not gonna happen .... even the Mexican jailers don't want this whiny, entitled little turd around.

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First, I gotta say -- my Christmas was a sad one, but that adorable baby makes me smile every time you post her pics! She's gonna be a "pistol," which is what my Mom used to call any woman who was strong, independent and smart! Thanks for sharing her with us.

Second, Ethan Couch deserves to rot in prison, and his Mommy deserves whatever maximum sentence that exists for what she's done. What a horrible mother she is!

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