Today's Republican Party So there is a presidential election thingy, and it is a mere 15 months away, which means we all get to spend the next year(ish) talking all the words about it, hooray! We get to squint at a trillion polls, and read 10 trillion pixelated Hot Takes, and listen to eleventeen trillion "thoughts" sharted from the derp holes of television fat heads, hooray even more! We even get to spend 31 hours a day debating who gave the Koch brothers the best head, who is maybe heading to prison, who wore it best, who's up, who's down, and who the fuck is that on the debate stage? (Oh, it's Jim Gilmore. Wait, who? Some guy, don't worry about it.)
However... there are 45%+ of US voters who will simply vote Republican, not caring who it is, or who the opponent is, or what their policies are.
There is a bit of me that wants a Republican win. Like, if there was a Save Game function so you could all vote in a fuckwit, then the rest of us could spend the next 4 years going "You'll never guess what the Yanks have done now!" while the Prez fails to do any of the things they promised because of the Constitution and knowledge that no matter what the voters SAY, what they want is more liberal than many of them will admit (I WANT OBUMMER CARE DESTROYED, but can I still have all the stuff that I got with it...).
Then after 4 years just save-scum the real world back and play the game properly.
I finally figured out who Ted Cruz reminds me of: "Mr. Haney" -- "a quintessentialhumbug"-- on Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. Ted's voice and accent even sounds the same.
"Mr. Haney" was played by Pat Buttram (I) (1915–1994)
I found a Goldwater pin at an estate sale last year. It's a tiny little elephant with The Glasses. And The Glasses are back in style with the young hipster crowd. I had to explain who it was to my daughter when she pulled it out of her stocking.
If they ever make a remake of M*A*S*H I think he would be the perfect choice for the role of "Ferret Face" aka Major Frank Burns. He has the look, and the same attitude of that character....
John Kasich should run as a Democrat? That better be a lame attempt at a joke. Kasich is a jacked up Tea Party Koch whore on the Religious Right's anti-women bandwagon. His record as Ohio's governor:
"10 Reasons Why John Kasich Is As Rabidly Right-Wing as the Rest of the GOP Presidential Candidate Pack - Kasich is no moderate, but a hit man for the rich."
"After working for Murdoch and prior to being elected [Ohio's Tea Party Governor], Kasich spent his time hawking junk assets for the now-defunct Lehman Brothers investment bankers. He helped sell these worthless assets to the tune of $500 million into Ohio’s public retirement system, particularly the State Teacher’s pension funds. He made untold millions, which he refused to disclose, while looting the pensions of school teachers and public employees."
"Victory for Ohio Women, Defeat for John Kasich’s Anti-Abortion Agenda: Judge Halts Measures Restricting Women’s Access to Safe, Legal Abortion in Ohio"https://www.plannedparentho...
Yeah, Fundie Loon Carly Fiorina... I remember how Fundie Loon Sarah Palin's vagina was supposed to neutralize Hillary Clinton's vagina back in aught-eight. Then, Bamz! Bwahahaha. They were so far up Palin's bum they didn't see Bamz coming.
Meanwhile, the country has gotten to know the GOP's tea partying Duggar-style submissive wives club. Hillz and her vagina will be running circles around them, air boxing their stupid into oblivion: http://wonkette.com/596123/...
Remember this: Hillz has had many moons of experience dealing with right-wing lunatics. The vast right-wing machine to which she was referring: "Invisible Hands" https://books.google.com/bo...
Naw, he's only there to placate the racists who think that black people would vote for him because skin color. They have not seen Black Twitter, where Uncle Ben was immediately dismissed. NEXT!
YESSSS!!!!!!
I wonder what would happen , if you took the F out of Fundiegelicals ?
However... there are 45%+ of US voters who will simply vote Republican, not caring who it is, or who the opponent is, or what their policies are.
There is a bit of me that wants a Republican win. Like, if there was a Save Game function so you could all vote in a fuckwit, then the rest of us could spend the next 4 years going "You'll never guess what the Yanks have done now!" while the Prez fails to do any of the things they promised because of the Constitution and knowledge that no matter what the voters SAY, what they want is more liberal than many of them will admit (I WANT OBUMMER CARE DESTROYED, but can I still have all the stuff that I got with it...).
Then after 4 years just save-scum the real world back and play the game properly.
I think republicans think broad appeal is having the lady part voters like you
I finally figured out who Ted Cruz reminds me of: "Mr. Haney" -- "a quintessentialhumbug"-- on Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. Ted's voice and accent even sounds the same.
"Mr. Haney" was played by Pat Buttram (I) (1915–1994)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm...
You sniff the glue, you eat the paste. Libruls are easily confused.
And the dumb-ass didn't SAY that! It was an easy answer, and he blew it. Not too quick on his feet.
And a great excuse to invade a country that didn't have one goddamn thing to do with it in the first place.
Oh my living FUCK that is horrible. The Amazon rating comments, however, have restored my faith in (liberal) humanity.
Wrong story, although all 17 of them do resemble sex toys. http://wonkette.com/592674/...
I found a Goldwater pin at an estate sale last year. It's a tiny little elephant with The Glasses. And The Glasses are back in style with the young hipster crowd. I had to explain who it was to my daughter when she pulled it out of her stocking.
If they ever make a remake of M*A*S*H I think he would be the perfect choice for the role of "Ferret Face" aka Major Frank Burns. He has the look, and the same attitude of that character....
This is the best summation of the GOP's field of candidates anywhere.
John Kasich should run as a Democrat? That better be a lame attempt at a joke. Kasich is a jacked up Tea Party Koch whore on the Religious Right's anti-women bandwagon. His record as Ohio's governor:
"10 Reasons Why John Kasich Is As Rabidly Right-Wing as the Rest of the GOP Presidential Candidate Pack - Kasich is no moderate, but a hit man for the rich."
"After working for Murdoch and prior to being elected [Ohio's Tea Party Governor], Kasich spent his time hawking junk assets for the now-defunct Lehman Brothers investment bankers. He helped sell these worthless assets to the tune of $500 million into Ohio’s public retirement system, particularly the State Teacher’s pension funds. He made untold millions, which he refused to disclose, while looting the pensions of school teachers and public employees."
That's the intro. Keep reading, Oh my fucking God, it gets so much worse: http://www.alternet.org/ele...
"Victory for Ohio Women, Defeat for John Kasich’s Anti-Abortion Agenda: Judge Halts Measures Restricting Women’s Access to Safe, Legal Abortion in Ohio"https://www.plannedparentho...
Yeah, Fundie Loon Carly Fiorina... I remember how Fundie Loon Sarah Palin's vagina was supposed to neutralize Hillary Clinton's vagina back in aught-eight. Then, Bamz! Bwahahaha. They were so far up Palin's bum they didn't see Bamz coming.
Meanwhile, the country has gotten to know the GOP's tea partying Duggar-style submissive wives club. Hillz and her vagina will be running circles around them, air boxing their stupid into oblivion: http://wonkette.com/596123/...
Remember this: Hillz has had many moons of experience dealing with right-wing lunatics. The vast right-wing machine to which she was referring: "Invisible Hands" https://books.google.com/bo...
Naw, he's only there to placate the racists who think that black people would vote for him because skin color. They have not seen Black Twitter, where Uncle Ben was immediately dismissed. NEXT!