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It's been said before: Michelle needs to make a statement endorsing breathing. Within half an hour, the teatard population will have been decimated.

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Do you think Mrs. Obama and Mr. Sherman cooked this up together, or were there others in on this cornspiracy?

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Scary, ain't it? We share a country with those lackwits....

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Is it a British English censor, will it let 'fibre' through?

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This commenter, at Breitbart, has proven, beyond a shadow, of a doubt, that fucktards, don't understand commas, and probably not, apostrophe's, either,,,, It's not the hate, it's the stupidity. Now THAT'S how you use a comma, asshole.

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Trouble is, they still manage to get to the polls on election day.

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The best brain on the Breitbart site is Breitbart's ... even in its present condition.

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I'm gonna go with cretin.

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No way am I going to go to the Breitbart site, so I'm kind of guessing here. But it sounds like the corn-fed Midwesterners are objecting to succotash, which is about 65% corn.

Succotash is a native American dish particularly popular in the Plains, upper Midwest, and southern states, often served at traditional Thanksgiving dinners. It was a staple during the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl, and is about as homespun, romanticized American as you can get.

But in the Teaper Real America (TM) the only truly traditional foods are twinkies, Taco Bell, and whatever glutinous mess Paula Deen is inventing from blocks of melted velveeta and tater tots.

Wait til they find out there are apples in apple pie.

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