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False Flag!

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I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for it. Hmmm, how about ... that time back in high school when she shared a doobie, and that made her delusional and imagining bullets in her head and stuff?

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He makes up for it by selling ideas to Carl Hiaasen.

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Ooooh, a RUBBER bullet! Why didn't you say so, of course the cops wouldn't investigate those, those things are practically Nerf™!

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Cha-chung.

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What bullet?

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NOT, BK

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Now, this, this is classic.

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No. Rubber bullets are much bigger than regular bullets, and (I'm pretty sure) cannot even partly penetrate bone. One could, certainly, give you big-league concussion/brain damage, but there's a relative density thing that likely prohibits "lodging".

The way you get "lodging" is by being a little bit out of range of a regular lead/steel bullet.

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That bullet's probably at the bottom of the Muddy Mo by now.

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Wow, the RFT (normally a contact mag) doing actual journalism, and seemingly very well. I have not seen anything about the confiscated bullet in the Post-Dispatch or on the local TV stations. Thanks for the info, Wonket.

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I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why the police confiscated the bullet, but haven't filed a report. (I hope this comes back to bite them, hard.)

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Ladies and gentlemen, the equal protection of the law, for all to see.

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Are we satisfied it was other people yet?

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Un-be-fuckin-lievable. Are we now at the point where cops are so evil and corrupt that they can do whatever they want and just blame a few black guys as the default? I would like to believe that there are a few people left in the system with the courage to right the sinking ship, but I'm really starting to lose faith in humanity.

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Hopefully it wasn't police property, or she'll be charged with damaging it.

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