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Tennessee state Senator Stacey Campfield has a lovely little blog of perfect zen koans. (If you quote him, though, you have to pay him, because Tennessee state Senator Stacey Campfield does not understand how anything works.)
Well, yesterday, the whole world discovered our own beloved Senator Campfield, Wonkette's inaugural Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year, when he unleashed the almost-perfect thought of the day, "Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of manditory sign ups for 'train rides' for Jews in the 40s." People, they were so mad! They were all like, "no sir, having health insurance is not really the same as Zyklon B showers," which is of course a Holocaust of Stacey Campfield's First Amendment rights to never be criticized for anything he says, because it just is okay?
Well, Stacey Campfield is sorry . That you are so stupid.
Here, in its entirety, is the good Senator Campfield's nonpology.
I regret that some people miss the point of my post. It was not to offend. It was to warn. To draw attention to Obamacare and the slippery slope that I see occurring in the lives of myself, my constituents, and the rest of the country with the continued taking of freedom by the federal government.
In no way was my post meant to diminish or detract from the pain, suffering and loss of human life that occurred during this dark time in human history. Instead the post was meant to draw attention to the loss of freedom that we are currently experiencing. I stand by my steadfast opposition to Obamacare.
My position and record on the sacredness of human life and protecting that life speaks for itself. 300 million Americans are at risk from government bureaucrats deciding who should be given life saving medications and who should be denied. Every citizen now faces the possibility of their tax dollars going to pay for a government funded abortion. At no point in our history have we ever faced a federal government and administration with a lower regard for human life, and that is something that I cannot and will not allow to go unchallenged.
I will continue to stand up against the government takeover of the nations healthcare. I will continue to support freedom and life.
We will skip the first two paragraphs, because whatever. We will begin there, in graf three, where Senator Campfield claims "government bureacrats" will decide "who should be given life-saving medications and who should be denied." Hahaha, idiot, the government mandating that insurance companies HAVE TO COVER certain medications and procedures is, like, the opposite of that, no matter what Sarah Palin says. Also, no, government funds can't be used for abortion, as everyone who is not clinically insane already knows. Government funds can only be used to pump mystery poisons into post-born people's veins, for the lulz.
Anyhoo, Stacey Campfield will continue to support "freedom" and "life," by which he means everyone should not live, because of poorness, because that is America and not Hitler.
Classic Stacey.
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Stacey Campfield 'Regrets' You Are Too Stupid To Understand Obamacare Is The Holocaust
He doen't know all that many words, so how much could it cost?
Just tack on 'with votes', and have at it.
But don't get overly creative -- "disembowled with jagged red hot votes" might not be up to Wonkettes' high standards.