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Just tack on 'with votes', and have at it.

But don't get overly creative -- "disembowled with jagged red hot votes" might not be up to Wonkettes' high standards.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think it's a flat rate - I mean, Editrix and the team are buying in bulk after all.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DON'T REGRET, RELOAD!

Use of that phrase will be $600, payable to Palin Political Patriot Consultancy Group. You're welcome!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Kudos. He obviously meant to say "governors".

Chris Grrr's avatar

IOKIYAChristianWingnut.

Chris Grrr's avatar

She certainly deserves some joy in life, after sacrificing so much to end up with that ignorant toady.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jefferson said "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the fertilizer from patriots."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"with the continued taking of freedom by the federal government"

This guy only puts one leaf in his word salad, fucking amateur.

The Quirk's avatar

I regret that some people are missing the point on top of this guy's head.

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Hey, Campfield! Why don't you go to any emergency room in Tennessee, say you've got no insurance, and tell them you're long overdue for a colonoscopy. Be prepared to take notes, you dumbfuck.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I "regret" that I must share a planet with this cretin.

Oh, and as someone who spent years watching insurance companies dicker over how much they would cover (when they weren't arguing I didn't actually exist) to keep me from dying a short, painful death may I also tell the esteemed gentleman to sit on it and rotate?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Obamacare that Solyndra right up his Benghazi. Fastly and Furiously.

With votes, of course.

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"government bureaucrats deciding who should be given life saving medications and who should be denied."

Definitely something we should leave to the free market! (<i>I.e., </i>if your continued existence is profitable to somebody, you get the meds.)

Incoming Ham's avatar

I find myself saying "This fucking guy" way too much lately.