Tennessee state Senator Stacey Campfield has a lovely little blog of perfect zen koans. (If you quote him, though, you have to pay him, because Tennessee state Senator Stacey Campfield does not understand how anything works.) Well, yesterday, the whole world discovered
Just tack on 'with votes', and have at it.
But don't get overly creative -- "disembowled with jagged red hot votes" might not be up to Wonkettes' high standards.
Hey, Campfield! Why don't you go to any emergency room in Tennessee, say you've got no insurance, and tell them you're long overdue for a colonoscopy. Be prepared to take notes, you dumbfuck.
I "regret" that I must share a planet with this cretin.
Oh, and as someone who spent years watching insurance companies dicker over how much they would cover (when they weren't arguing I didn't actually exist) to keep me from dying a short, painful death may I also tell the esteemed gentleman to sit on it and rotate?
"government bureaucrats deciding who should be given life saving medications and who should be denied."
Definitely something we should leave to the free market! (<i>I.e., </i>if your continued existence is profitable to somebody, you get the meds.)
He doen&#039;t know all that many words, so how much could it cost?
Just tack on &#039;with votes&#039;, and have at it.
But don&#039;t get overly creative -- &quot;disembowled with jagged red hot votes&quot; might not be up to Wonkettes&#039; high standards.
I think it&#039;s a flat rate - I mean, Editrix and the team are buying in bulk after all.
DON&#039;T REGRET, RELOAD!
Use of that phrase will be $600, payable to Palin Political Patriot Consultancy Group. You&#039;re welcome!
Kudos. He obviously meant to say &quot;governors&quot;.
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She certainly deserves some joy in life, after sacrificing so much to end up with that ignorant toady.
Jefferson said &quot;The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the fertilizer from patriots.&quot;
&quot;with the continued taking of freedom by the federal government&quot;
This guy only puts one leaf in his word salad, fucking amateur.
I regret that some people are missing the point on top of this guy&#039;s head.
Hey, Campfield! Why don&#039;t you go to any emergency room in Tennessee, say you&#039;ve got no insurance, and tell them you&#039;re long overdue for a colonoscopy. Be prepared to take notes, you dumbfuck.
GWB&#039;s been out of office for a while . . . where have you been?
I &quot;regret&quot; that I must share a planet with this cretin.
Oh, and as someone who spent years watching insurance companies dicker over how much they would cover (when they weren&#039;t arguing I didn&#039;t actually exist) to keep me from dying a short, painful death may I also tell the esteemed gentleman to sit on it and rotate?
Obamacare that Solyndra right up his Benghazi. Fastly and Furiously.
With votes, of course.
&quot;government bureaucrats deciding who should be given life saving medications and who should be denied.&quot;
Definitely something we should leave to the free market! (<i>I.e., </i>if your continued existence is profitable to somebody, you get the meds.)
I find myself saying &quot;This fucking guy&quot; way too much lately.