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SullivanSt's avatar

Bad news for Sheley though: if it's anything like my conception of what heaven would be if it existed, she'll think it's hell.

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bobbert's avatar

Thank you, Dad.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Allen West: using religion to distract people from how terrible you are at your job since whenever the hell it was he was elected.

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Bezoar's avatar

Thanks for your response, I’m tickled whenever someone replies to me. By the way, good thought.<br /><br />

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SullivanSt's avatar

Given the content of his character, it's no surprise Allen West would prefer to be judged by the color of his skin.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I thought that was John Adams, only it got a little <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Treaty_of_Tripoli" target="_blank">lost in translation</a>.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He does leave me feeling kinda seasick.

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diogenez's avatar

Poor God - all powerful omnipotent creator of the universe. People are being mean to him/it/whatever and needs our help. With, er - money...

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diogenez's avatar

Old Testament GOD?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So "under God" is a constitutional principle? I don't suppose West can point out where we might find that in the Constitution. (The actual one, not the Xtard fantasy one that Jeebus gave to George Washington, that time he was in Jerusalem.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

God has run up a bit of an infinite debt over the infinite time He's been around doing stuff, and of course He would never violate <strike>God-given Constitutional</strike> Republican principles by creating more greenbacks.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think it was in the 1930's when a baseball player caught a ball dropped from the top of the Washington Monument.

He snared it, but the force broke his jaw.

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Than Michele Bachmann has an express ticket to Heaven.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Your move, Mark Foley.

Or, if he's busy, Larry Craig.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I recall Abraham Lincoln saying something about how we'd all be far better off if we spent less time claiming God is on our side, and more time working to be sure we are on God's side.

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