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So that explains the appeal of Ted Cruz!

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Taint half bad then?

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A pound?

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...Cold Dead Ladyfingers?

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Wheels within wheels within wheels...

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Oh god, not another one...Don`t believe everything you read on the interwebz.

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common bonds that hold us together — compassion, respect, shared responsibility, a belief in service, a willingness to unite despite our differences.

In other words the time in American history with no class, race or gender conflicts. The Golden Age that never existed where differences were papered over in the service of capital.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Howard.

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Reminded me of Raphael Jr. and his douchey dramatic pauses. So punchable.

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What I really want to know is why are the muffins so bad?

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Was there actual meaning in those words or was it all just an ego tickle? That's a lot of money to spend spreading platitudes so that the insulated, isolated, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-serving bourgeoisie wannabes can feel better about spending $5.00 on a half-filled cup of bad coffee.

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The worst cup of coffee I've ever had was composed of c-ration instant coffee, sugar, powdered creamer, iodine tablets and Georgia swamp water served cold. The first and last starbuck's coffee I ever had was almost as bad.

I don't get it...

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Thank Gd I don't drink the Starbux anymore.Trump 16! !!!

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It's like they burn the beans when roasting them. I don't get it, either. But, that's the trend following bourgeoisie wannabes for ya.

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Dear Schultz fer Brainz,

Instead of spending monies on useless ads, why not pay your employees a living wage?

Thank you,

Not a Starbucks Patron

PS- Get the fuck outta Italy!

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Because everything Starbucks makes is awful. If Starbucks is anything, it is consistent.

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