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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So that explains the appeal of Ted Cruz!

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Taint half bad then?

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bobbert's avatar

A pound?

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

...Cold Dead Ladyfingers?

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metlotter's avatar

Wheels within wheels within wheels...

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Oh god, not another one...Don`t believe everything you read on the interwebz.

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Iron Monkey's avatar

common bonds that hold us together — compassion, respect, shared responsibility, a belief in service, a willingness to unite despite our differences.

In other words the time in American history with no class, race or gender conflicts. The Golden Age that never existed where differences were papered over in the service of capital.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Howard.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Reminded me of Raphael Jr. and his douchey dramatic pauses. So punchable.

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Abyss's avatar

What I really want to know is why are the muffins so bad?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Was there actual meaning in those words or was it all just an ego tickle? That's a lot of money to spend spreading platitudes so that the insulated, isolated, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-serving bourgeoisie wannabes can feel better about spending $5.00 on a half-filled cup of bad coffee.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

The worst cup of coffee I've ever had was composed of c-ration instant coffee, sugar, powdered creamer, iodine tablets and Georgia swamp water served cold. The first and last starbuck's coffee I ever had was almost as bad.

I don't get it...

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agarron's avatar

Thank Gd I don't drink the Starbux anymore.Trump 16! !!!

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The Psy of Life's avatar

It's like they burn the beans when roasting them. I don't get it, either. But, that's the trend following bourgeoisie wannabes for ya.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Dear Schultz fer Brainz,

Instead of spending monies on useless ads, why not pay your employees a living wage?

Thank you,

Not a Starbucks Patron

PS- Get the fuck outta Italy!

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Takoma DC's avatar

Because everything Starbucks makes is awful. If Starbucks is anything, it is consistent.

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