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Fartknocker's avatar

So is Paula's new tee-vee show going to be broadcast on the Crisco Channel, because I can't seem to find it in the 981 channels AT&T provides me.

Mrs. Fartknocker says she's Paula is a spiteful old, mean bitch millionaire.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

That Starbucks logo gave me more of a pick-me-up this morning than their coffee ever did.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Cosmo endorses candidates? They should have a quiz to help you choose.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Paula Dean and Sarah Palin Network would be awesome. You could watch Palin family food fights, Paula deep frying a moose with extra mayonnaise and political commentary with the two discussing religion, butter, politics, butter and random words.

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artem1s's avatar

<i>Paula deep frying a moose</i>

damn you, you made me spray coffee all over my screen. there should be an emoticon for that.

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PubOption's avatar

NASA is copying Obummer. Their satellite arrived late.

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jqheywood's avatar

Happiness is a Cannery Row reference in the morning....

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yes, we do not need a Paula Deen Fartknocker Report brought to you by Fartknocker Brand Dairy Lard Curds

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