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Fartknocker's avatar

So is Paula's new tee-vee show going to be broadcast on the Crisco Channel, because I can't seem to find it in the 981 channels AT&T provides me.

Mrs. Fartknocker says she's Paula is a spiteful old, mean bitch millionaire.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

That Starbucks logo gave me more of a pick-me-up this morning than their coffee ever did.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Cosmo endorses candidates? They should have a quiz to help you choose.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Paula Dean and Sarah Palin Network would be awesome. You could watch Palin family food fights, Paula deep frying a moose with extra mayonnaise and political commentary with the two discussing religion, butter, politics, butter and random words.

artem1s's avatar

<i>Paula deep frying a moose</i>

damn you, you made me spray coffee all over my screen. there should be an emoticon for that.

PubOption's avatar

NASA is copying Obummer. Their satellite arrived late.

jqheywood's avatar

Happiness is a Cannery Row reference in the morning....

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yes, we do not need a Paula Deen Fartknocker Report brought to you by Fartknocker Brand Dairy Lard Curds