Image by Stuart Caie via Flickr As if Starbucks hasn't already turned "coffee" -- that beverage you pour into a mug in the morning, maybe add milk, maybe add sugar -- into a joke so bad it hurts our feelings, now there's a new not-coffee "coffee" drink on the way, for those of you who would mainline your sugar fix but are afraid of needles, we guess. It's called the Dark Barrel Latte,
So is Paula's new tee-vee show going to be broadcast on the Crisco Channel, because I can't seem to find it in the 981 channels AT&T provides me.
Mrs. Fartknocker says she's Paula is a spiteful old, mean bitch millionaire.
The Paula Dean and Sarah Palin Network would be awesome. You could watch Palin family food fights, Paula deep frying a moose with extra mayonnaise and political commentary with the two discussing religion, butter, politics, butter and random words.
So is Paula's new tee-vee show going to be broadcast on the Crisco Channel, because I can't seem to find it in the 981 channels AT&T provides me.
Mrs. Fartknocker says she's Paula is a spiteful old, mean bitch millionaire.
That Starbucks logo gave me more of a pick-me-up this morning than their coffee ever did.
Cosmo endorses candidates? They should have a quiz to help you choose.
The Paula Dean and Sarah Palin Network would be awesome. You could watch Palin family food fights, Paula deep frying a moose with extra mayonnaise and political commentary with the two discussing religion, butter, politics, butter and random words.
<i>Paula deep frying a moose</i>
damn you, you made me spray coffee all over my screen. there should be an emoticon for that.
NASA is copying Obummer. Their satellite arrived late.
Happiness is a Cannery Row reference in the morning....
Yes, we do not need a Paula Deen Fartknocker Report brought to you by Fartknocker Brand Dairy Lard Curds