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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

However! I do like a man in jackboots.

((( Augustus )))'s avatar

yeah honestly it's shocking we haven't seen a well-placed terrorist attack or two

we are so, so horrendously vulnerable right now

OutOfOrbit's avatar

It would be nice if OHJB surprises us with a show of steel...but I'm not betting on that no matter what odds are offered.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

The terrorists probably feel sorry for us.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

He's not lying. He's been working hell out of my nerves for four years.

VandeGraf's avatar

I do hereby nullify, abrogate, and otherwise tear up my loan obligations pending my contracting for new loans as soon as I change my mind about indebtedness. Also, those parking tickets.

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Why bother? Save time and money and watch us do it ourselves while enjoying a smoothie on the pool deck.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

And in the meanwhile, the motherfuckers vetoed the congressional bill to prohibit arms sales to the Saudis and continue to bend over backwards for the butchers of Yemen.

Doug Langley's avatar

Seriously. 9/11 was an incredibly successful attack, yet we've already done 20 times as many deaths. Who'd notice another attack?

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

On the hospital deaths alone the UK has lost more people than it did in the Blitz

dave in texas's avatar

Yeah, this. The rest of the world was mostly flabbergasted when we reelected WBush, but electing Trump ensured that they're never again going to trust the US to be a rational actor.

Garbageman's avatar

Because of the pandemic, BTW, the sanctions are literally killing thousands of Iranians . . . just sayin' . . .

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

All the corvids are coming home to roost, Donnie.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

I do wonder if Iran violated the original agreement because of Donnie Dipshit and his reneging on the agreement.

I’m Late for  Lunch's avatar

Seems anything the Executive branch does that isn't ratified by Congress will have to be seen as at best temporary. Don't know how anybody does business with us under those circumstances.