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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

The endless hysteria of these folks is remarkable.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

My money's on a snub nose.....

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe he's just talkin' about shootin' TOWARDS the guy, but you know, intentionally missing! What's the big deal?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Which kind of shooting is this guy talking about?

You know how we Liberals say "Pay Equity" when we mean "Abortion," so this guy probably says "Armed Insurrection" when he means "Gently Tap Peener Tips, But In A Hetero Way"

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Lot_49's avatar

This is <i>wonderful:</i>

<blockquote>His argument was seconded by state Rep. Kyle Jones (R), a 20-year-old Ron Paul backer who earned a seat in the New Hampshire General Court during the last election as part of a mother-son candidate slate. Jones said that his days working as a shift supervisor at Burger King taught him that employers will always treat employees well because human resources departments require it.</blockquote> Man, I'd like to have Kyle work for some bosses I've known.

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bobbert's avatar

"We're not here to threaten anybody...

yet".

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bobbert's avatar

Do you suppose Kyle ever wonders <i>why</i> HR departments require it?

Nah. Nevermind.

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malsperanza's avatar

What's your problem? It was totally glorious. They even remastered the technicolor for the DVD, too.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Threatening armed insurrection seems terrorist-y to me. Are we sure thus guy ain't some sort of A-rab Muzlin?

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Lot_49's avatar

Well, he <i>did</i> win NH in 2012. Maybe ChillBill has Ron Paul on his mind. Can't be Three-Things Perry, as he only got...wait a minute...<i>0.7 percent</i> of the vote.

Maybe there's a principle here: good hair, bad candidate. Remember the debate where one of Paul's fake eyebrows threatened to fall off?

Plus, John Kerry: great hair!

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chascates's avatar

Time to start caning! Or spanking. Either way.

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chascates's avatar

From my cold, dead fantasies.

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chascates's avatar

Harold Stassen?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Another Republican who hates democracy. In other news, dog bites man. .

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