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You thought your crazies with guns were crazy when they couldn't get a haircut, wait'll they find out they'll have to print all their signs in English and French.

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Does that mean we can borrow your Guv and AG? Pretty please?

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Can you rearrange his desk for him? Or leave him helpful "gifts" (you can purloin these from a supplies cabinet, if not locked.)

Can you spend at least 2 hours (or moar!) every day very slowly and dramatically sanitizing everything on (and in) your desk since you know someone has touched them and possibly turn your desk into a virus vector?

Could you bring in a shit-ton of tchotchkes or other small, personal objects and completely cover the perimeters of your actual work area with them? (I had a co-worker several years ago who collected Disney figurines and other dreck with which she completely covered her desk, bookshelves, credenza, and eventually it spilled over into an adjacent vacant cubicle. The custodial staff refused to touch her area or adjacent cube.)

I saved the best for last: Leave an open box of tampons on your desk in the area he would most likely rearrange/re-org for you. You would only need to do this before you leave for the evening. Mark your territory girlfriend. This is an almost guaranteed repellent, esp if he is OCD.

Passive-aggressive behavior must be met with... MOAR passive-aggressive behavior!!!

(Can you tell I have spent years working in office factory farms?)

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You think anyone could put aside the Wolverines vs. Buckeyes feud?

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Gee, if only there was some kind centralized authority through which all 50 states could pool their resources and act like a unified whole in order to leverage a greater buying power and organize a more coordinated response.

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But Argentina so there checkmate libtard.

(Or do I mean Venezuela? It's so confusing down there with all of those separate countries filled with people who don't even speak English.)

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Hey, give Trump a break. Bragging about what a great job he's doing is very time-consuming. You can't expect him to, you know, actually do any work on top of that.

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Yes, the Lincoln Project will probably go back to being evil in January, but for now, they're doing the Lord's work.

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Well, you have to give DeWine credit. He was one of the first to shut down his state and save who knows how many lives? And got mucho approval ratings in the process.

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Heh. "Backdoor."

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He just did it for the Helvetica.

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Mmm, my favorite cheese.

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We can do the old Casablanca thing and have a USA government in exile, only still on American soil.

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YES!! NC making another correct decision! This had to be Gov. Cooper.

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At first, that is true, but he allowed the statehouse Repukes to browbeat him into opening up too early and they created a threatening environment for Dr. Acton, forcing her to step aside. DeWine is still a shitheel, IMO.

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I'm very pleased NC is in this. My local school system is doing online initially. Two correct decisions in a row!

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