Teen pregnancy, as everyone knows, is the surest route to emotional health and economic security. And -- would you believe it? -- the latest numbers show that states with the highest teen pregnancy rates(which are all states with abstinence-only sex-ed) continue to impregnate their li'l Ashleys and Emmas at a rate that's almost twice the national average! This is excellent news for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, who just signed into law an
Con Wisconsin!
(Scott Walker theme song.)
Even Wisconsin GOPtards should be able to see there's a slight problem with that rule.
Crap ... now I have to hire a fucking lobbyist?
Don't forget the vacuum. Libertarianism requires a vacuum. (Sharing oxygen causes deviations from the theory.)
And teaching them to use seat belts only encourages them to crash their cars.
The GOP's plan to appeal to the stupid demographic has paid off ... the GOP is now full of incredibly stupid people.
HEY--WHERE'D THE JAILBAIT PICS GO?!?!?
The delivery room.
And if not, <strong>why not</strong>?
Abstinence only + no contraception coverage = babies.
Abstaining from using birth control, not abstaining from sex.
Abstinence? I wish conservatives would abstain...from voting. Jeez, counterproductive* much?
*See also: economic policies, conservative; foreign policy, conservative; social policy, conservative.
What about states that teach the Bayer method?
Mississippi has the second lowest abortion rate in the U.S. too! Coincidence?
The teen birthrate is misleading. With lower life expectancy in those states, they need to start earlier.
Or they would if they were older. RIGHT???