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Hannah's avatar

Oh no! The bee spill in WA is worse than the state patrol thought. The bee men arrived and now it's 250 million bees loose.

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Hannah's avatar

In new news, 700,000 bees are loose in WA after the truck carrying them tipped over. Now they are very confused. This was sad.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

1. Conservatives are veroa mites.

2. I'm not talking about the Veroamites, whom the Israelites displaced in ancient Israel.

3. We bees need to use our butts more in our waggle-dancing communications with each other.

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Pauline Tisthammer's avatar

Fuck you for that opening comment. That was beyond disrespectful. Very few of our troops care about being thanked for their sacrifice, including my husband. Also, yes, you absolutely do not say "Happy Memorial Day". It is a day of mourning FFS.

I appreciate the article, nonetheless. More people need to understand how important it is to protect bees. So, thank you for that.

Maybe work on your material. My husband and thousands more haven't put their lives on the line just for you to mock them. Do better. Have some respect.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

One of most charming of the many, many gems from The History of the World in Student Bloopers:

"Oedipus, King of The Bees."

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Zap's avatar

Here’s an interesting video about Boenhoffer’s theory of stupidity. It was a result of Nazi Germany but is extremely relevant today. He was executed weeks before the end of the war for trying to assassinate Hitler. https://youtu.be/Sfekgjfh1Rk?si=6kv5MqR_z9wrAKhG

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Excellent analysis. Cliff Clavin interrupts: P.G. Wodehouse placed wealthy, idle thicky Bertie Wooster as a member of the Drones Club -- named for the male bee that does no work of its own and lives off the labour of others.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Excellent prose, Lord Shy of Pixel!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Me fucking around on the balcony in the Prez Suit at the Ahwahnee.

Gorilla, then me doing Usain Bolt, then me being a scumbag.

https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-120530144?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

I've got more of the helicopter ones, and some interesting half dome pics if you're interested.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I got some pics from Yosemite I just downloaded from my big camera.

Sure, there are some stupid ones of me with a gorilla suit. I'll do those next.

What I did see was a wall rescue. This is some of the most incredible flying I've ever seen.

The rotor tips must be fifteen feet from the wall. Look at the shadow. Look how he's tilted the chopper to mitigate wash coming back off the wall. Absolutely stunning piece of control.

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-120527691?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

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Bobathonic's avatar

Nice. Helicopters have interesting aero characteristics.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's Hammy who really likes this stuff (get well soon, Hamilton!) but I'm impressed with that image from a technical standpoint.

The lens is wide open at F/6 (its max at that range) at 440mm, ISO 200 and 1/1600 - it's why the rotors appear stopped. That's a nice bit of kit which can do that. I had to quarter size the image before stubsack would allow it.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

That's a great picture.

Do those pilots work directly for the Park Service, or is that work contracted out?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

NPS rescue helicopter pilots

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The Wanderer's avatar

That's an exceptional pilot.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh guys, we had a great troll show up yesterday afternoon asking if we would ever accept a "pro-life" democrat. She was just trying to find readers for her substack LiveJournal, which she bragged has 1600 followers. I don't think she ever clarified whether she meant "pro-life" which most of YOU PEOPLE are (I am not), or "anti choice".

God, I am just SO SICK of the pearl clutching, even from people on our side.

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tek's avatar

I saw part of that..

Wasn't making any sense, so I just ignored it.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It was something. It's always someone promoting their Diaryland.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Did you let em know we already had? Cause Biden was pro life.

He just was not forced-birth

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The Wanderer's avatar

LOL

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

God, every fucking bit of news these days is just fucking depressing. Even the good news is fucking depressing and hopeless. We've got over three and a half years of it left, and it's just fucking depressing. Fuck Netanyahu and the people who brought him to power. Fuck that orange bag of shit, and his voters, too. I guess I'm out of fucks for Putin, even if he doesn't win Ukraine, he's installed enough mercenary armies in Africa that he owns most of the continent.

Fuck it all.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Here's a story I enjoyed recently, and for more than the name "Beaglehole". Kinda visible through the paywall:

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https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2025-05-23/she-transformed-parenting-in-los-angeles

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Bobathonic's avatar

How about a nice, cheery a capella harmony?

https://youtu.be/Oy0TtFkgCPQ?si=g-znXDNUlG1FxyuB

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NatalyaResists's avatar

lol. I had the volume all the way up and I am at work.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Stick it to the man!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Whenever possible.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, that's just wonderful.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That helps, actually.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

‪Peter Morley 💙 ♿️‬ ‪@petermorley.bsky.social

Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

AND IT BETTER FUCKING BE THERE WHEN I RETIRE.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

AND IT BETTER FUCKING BE THERE WHEN I RETIRE.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Morning!

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🏙📐

Lovely day here, but our gas stove is pooched. Tried replacing the igniter, but no joy. Because it's 21 years old, there's little chance of finding the replacement parts. Guess we're stove shopping!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ooh, you going to upgrade or get something with special features?!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I would love to upgrade to an induction stove, or a dual fuel model, but they are both too damn expensive. So it's just a new gas stove for us.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Sad. There's a shop near me that carries that kind of stuff, and can order replacements if it's not in stock.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Good morning, despite the necessity for shopping.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hello!

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Garbageman's avatar

Good morning! ☺️

Charles Bukowski | Poet & Novelist ✍️

@Bukowskiquot

If you let them kill you, they will.

6:25 AM · May 27, 2025

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https://xcancel.com/Bukowskiquot/status/1927310087841845627

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's your fault if someone else kills you reminds me of Williamson's it's your fault if you get cancer for not thinking positively enough.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

And Christianity's "It's your fault that God didn't help you out". Let's leave victim blaming to MAGA, shall we?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

To be sure, Christianity does not actually teach that. The mammon worshiping that is right wing christianity does, though.

Though Christianity does teach if you are suffering in the after life, that bit is all your fault

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Garbageman's avatar

I think Hank was referring more to defending yourself . . . but yeah, I get the point . . .

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I apologize XD It is early and I really did not think the "let them" bit could have any other meaning. Mind instantly went to all the people being bombed right now and how they really got no choice in the matter. Can for sure now see it was meant as more a defend yourself sort of thing

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Garbageman's avatar

Everybody is sad and angry about what's happening . . . we must find light where we can, and Hank can be surprisingly enlightening sometimes . . .

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The World's Mailman.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Very different pathologies, those two.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Lookie at what $200 million buys you in Trump's "America"

𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘈𝘈 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘏𝘈 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 9 𝘵𝘰 "𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 1,600 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴," 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 "𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴, 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘴 & 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘴 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴." 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘏𝘈 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 8 𝘸𝘢𝘴 885 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘈𝘈 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 "𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘥𝘰𝘮, 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘴 & 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘴 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘉𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴, 𝘔𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘰, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘣𝘢 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘟'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴."

𝗙𝗔𝗔 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗫 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝟵 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲

Aircraft Hazard Area now stretches 1,600 nautical miles

https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/23/faa_spacex_starship_9/

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tek's avatar

Here's hoping debris rains down on Mar-a-Lago.

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PrimerGray's avatar

Skyway to the danger zone

Fly into the danger zone

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Bobathonic's avatar

Nooo! Not Turks and Caicos!

I have a colleague who has a project there. Still hasn't made the trip.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I want a cool two part name for our country. We could call it States and Idiots.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Or Non-United States.

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kckitty's avatar

I have recently decided that we really did not win the Civil War. We lost it because we are forever saddled with red state losers and beggars.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Like a common Bosnia and Herzegovina!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Probably also guarantees that if any debris does cause deaths or damage, the USGov will foot the bill, not Musky.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Good news, everyone!

https://www.faa.gov/newsroom/statements/general-statements

"SpaceX is responsible for the operation of its vehicle, including in the event of a mishap. The FAA requires SpaceX to maintain liability insurance in the amount of $500 million to cover claims resulting from the launch and flight of the Starship Flight 9 mission."

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

We pay the $2 billion deductible.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, that's what it *says* for public consumption.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I'd bet that $500M goes fast.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

And to the lawyers

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