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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Nein, Pfingstmontag.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Mine used nitrous oxide, so neither of us were terrified.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

And as I recall, when you step on them they stink.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Say what you want about old Josh, but at least he's not gay.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Finally, truthful media.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Funny, I'm a brat and also did 20 in the AF. Got pretty much great dental care there, and still do.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I whack mine off periodically.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Was this before, during or after the probing? I writing a paper.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

In my former life I was a lab tech that worked with an anatomically correct torso designed to test menstrual pads. Others called her "Flo" or "Muffy", but to me she was always Virginia.

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Sheesko's avatar

Cool! As I said, I don't know why we didn't use the base dentist. Maybe at the time, they only treated the actual service member in a family, not dependents, I don't recall. This was way back in the 60s.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This is beyond question the grossest and most horrible Florida Roundup ever.

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Bob Harrow's avatar

Shit i want to move there. What a freak show. Now i know why so many german tourists go . De ja vous...

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Are the Duggar sisters relieved that at least he's not gay?

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Extemporanus's avatar

For future reference, exactly what qualifications are required to be an unpaid mommyblog alpha tester?

Because I'm beginning to suspect that I might have cleared my Memorial Day schedule and waited by the phone all day for nothin'...

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Alex Grey's avatar

I am investing in this...

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

That was snark, sorry. And yes, in some perverted way I am sure that they would rather have a child molester in the family than a gay.

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