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tegrat's avatar

mAhr actually refers to the energy stored in a battery, not it's power. So basically the length of time the battery lasts depends on the amount of power (energy/time) being drawn from it.

Jennifer A's avatar

America. He will rebrand America. Just call it Trumpistan.

Free beach's avatar

Emoluments!😂😂. Constitution 😂

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

At least every penny every MAGA puts towards these scams is a penny that isn't going to ammunition purchases.

thephantomcheese's avatar

Nah, they'll just buy 'em both on credit, like everything else they "own"

Hank Napkin's avatar

Considering the color I'm guessing it's a tribute to Andres Serrano's 'Piss Christ'?

Shallow state's avatar

It's gonna be built in St. Louis. Yep, right there in Mail Boxes Etc., Box 3007B.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Zyxomma predicts!! This phone will never materialize.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Can you even imagine the Republican tantrum if Biden tried to sell an ice cream sandwich?

"M"'s avatar

Two words -

Hunter Biden

And he wasn't even in office

So we don’t even have to imagine it

Enter Ranting's avatar

The preferred burner phone for the Republican Party.

PropellerVigo's avatar

How will trump find it if he drops it in the toilet?

DJ Teetop's avatar

PSST...Hey Buddy...want to be the letter T?

wavicles's avatar

"We had expected that it would have the integrity of the President of the United States... "

Mr. Pettit - patriot, genius, loyalist

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Since the odds of this phone being made in the U.S. are nil, the only question is whether Krasnov will exempt it from the same tariffs he’s imposed on all other phones.

tehbaddr's avatar

"that burnt-steak roach motel across the street from the White House"

Uh, that's closer to The Capitol Building next to Union Station.

Anzu's avatar

As always, I think about the throwaway C plot in the musical Guys and Dolls where the pastor desperately wants to believe that he can get a solid gold pocket watch for $5 that the street peddlers are hawking, then two acts later quietly asks someone if solid gold is supposed to turn green.

"M"'s avatar

Like the RUMP watch

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's probably the only piece of Chump grift that will ever appreciate in value.