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She was actually describing a lectern, not a podium. Podium is the thing you stand on (with your PODs) and lectern is the thing you use to hold your LECTure notes. Just FYI.

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trump just has to keep firing these press secretaries because he thought that "press" secretary meant his secretary that presses his pants. boy hopey hicks sure was good at that, why can't he just have her back

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I do NOT watch DWTS but I hope that shirt chafed Spicer's nipples to bleeding nubs.

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Just like El Presidente.

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Dammit! I learned something again!

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When I got home (from the vet) and saw the Pelosi announcement, I finally opened the champagne bottle that I'd bought in 2016 before the election, and a bottle of orange juice, because the toasts I drank to impeachment pretty much had to be orange. Right?

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Well, no. But if you're gonna work three jobs, it's better (maybe even best) if none of them have actual responsibilities attached to them. Much nicer if you have a title and a paycheck, and that's the entire extent of it.

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How can you satirize that? Starched white shirt and impeccable taste? After that, there isn't a more tasteless!

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Snl really should prove her wrong

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This is a dangerous place, facts and trivia are flying around all the time. Thankfully, I have a memory like a sieve, so even if I inadvertently learn something (like now), I'll probably have forgotten it in a day or two.

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Underlings or minions, at best.

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Let's hope she gets that break, then.

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They're busy wringing their hands being a drama queen.

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But if he did to anyone else!

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I think that is racist for someone of the Jewish persuasion.

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