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PsycWench's avatar

Wonder if they'll ever find out that the real problem is: the message doesn't always stop at the other thing. Sometimes it goes viral and the whole world finds out that you got prank-called by someone pretending to be Nicholas Sarkozy.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Every Supreme Court Justice knows you just tell the boy down to the Western Union you never got that there telly-gram.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No I.T. degree needed, but a question or two during confirmation hearings would help. Like: "What is the packet format for a TCP/IP datagram?" Or "What was the original intent of port 8023?"

Trouble is these robe-ots stay on the court for an e-Ternity. Scalia made his bones about when Windows 1.0 was released. So we'll need to term-limit them to two releases of Mac OS.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Can't be Thomas, because Scalia thinks it's witchcraft.

Roberts is your dead chicken guy, under the corporate dead chickens are speech doctrine.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He doesn't have to with Clarance. He does such a good job on that "table" that he always wins a replay.

Joshua Norton's avatar

They're split. 4 think it's magic, 4 think it's witchcraft and one thinks you use a dead chicken.

fuflans's avatar

SCOTUS pwned by QEII

Fartknocker's avatar

So does this imply that if I am Boss in Mafia Wars I could be subject to RICO statutes? Maybe I can be like Joe Miller, create a huge agribusiness on FarmVille and get me some huge Department of Agriculture grants.

Hooray I can be the ADM of Farmville!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Where's Ted Stevens when you need him?

PsycWench's avatar

Stop right there, Scalia! Do you really want Ruth Bader Ginsburg sexting you??

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Why else would Scalia be shoving quarters in his ass for all of these years?

PsycWench's avatar

It's better than heavy petting!

PsycWench's avatar

Someone should tell him that "Friend" is really "Friend with Benefits". That should produce many rejections.