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Ikimizi's avatar

I missed the speech. Is Obama going to be bombing Houston to stop the deli terrists?

Lot_49's avatar

Bombing is the new tax cuts. It solves all our problems.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

If only I'd bought stock in Depends... If only I'd bought stock in Depends... If only I'd bought stock in Depends...

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It has been said many times, but it bears repeating: if this President came out in favor of breathing, wingnuts would claim he's trying to kill us all and immediately prove it by holding their breath until they turned blue, or some happier - um, I mean more tragic - other thing happened.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DtMV44yoXZ0" target="_blank">Whatever it is, I'm against it</a>.