Stephen Colbert, the one conservative hero we all love, taped his Wednesday episode of theColbert Reportbefore President Obama addressed the nation on his strategy for dealing with ISIS. Which didn't prevent Stephen from preemptively disagreeing with whatever it was Obama would say later that night, like any true conservative patriot would. And did.
It has been said many times, but it bears repeating: if this President came out in favor of breathing, wingnuts would claim he's trying to kill us all and immediately prove it by holding their breath until they turned blue, or some happier - um, I mean more tragic - other thing happened.
I missed the speech. Is Obama going to be bombing Houston to stop the deli terrists?
Bombing is the new tax cuts. It solves all our problems.
If only I'd bought stock in Depends... If only I'd bought stock in Depends... If only I'd bought stock in Depends...
It has been said many times, but it bears repeating: if this President came out in favor of breathing, wingnuts would claim he's trying to kill us all and immediately prove it by holding their breath until they turned blue, or some happier - um, I mean more tragic - other thing happened.
and tin foil
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DtMV44yoXZ0" target="_blank">Whatever it is, I&#039;m against it</a>.