On Thursday's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert welcomed the reunion tour of his favorite band, even though they're all just playing the base. John McCain is absolutely right, Stephen says: in 2009, America had the war won, "when we left Iraq a peaceful, smoldering democracy." And even the leader of the Iraq Pack, Old Dead Eyes, is back, even if that mean old
<i>My Little Phonies</i>
Wait a sec -- I remember that band. They <i>totally</i> suck!