Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
From Massachusetts, Stephen Colbert brings ominous news of the latest rather hot threat to the institution of marriage: three women who call themselves a "throuple" and have sparked another rightwing freakout about how legalizing same-sex marriage will ultimately kill traditional marriage dead. Or as Colbert notes, at the very least, it will ruin "traditional threesomes, which are a wedge that drives straight couples apart after what was supposed to be a fun birthday present inevitably leads to crying whenever someone hears the name Stacey."
And marriage has gone to hell in a handbasket in MA as a result. I guess? Those wingnuts were so right to be concerned.
This might have been good news for Joseph Smith or at least some of his wives.