Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
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Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
From Massachusetts, Stephen Colbert brings ominous news of the latest rather hot threat to the institution of marriage: three women who call themselves a "throuple" and have sparked another rightwing freakout about how legalizing same-sex marriage will ultimately kill traditional marriage dead. Or as Colbert notes, at the very least, it will ruin "traditional threesomes, which are a wedge that drives straight couples apart after what was supposed to be a fun birthday present inevitably leads to crying whenever someone hears the name Stacey."
Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
And marriage has gone to hell in a handbasket in MA as a result. I guess? Those wingnuts were so right to be concerned.
This might have been good news for Joseph Smith or at least some of his wives.