From Massachusetts, Stephen Colbert brings ominous news of the latest rather hot threat to the institution of marriage: three women who call themselves a "throuple" and have sparked another rightwing freakout about how legalizing same-sex marriage will ultimately kill traditional marriage dead. Or as Colbert notes, at the very least, it will ruin "traditional threesomes, which are a wedge that drives straight couples apart after what was supposed to be a fun birthday present inevitably leads to crying whenever someone hears the name Stacey."
Being outrageously butthurt over this obvious validation of everything they warned us against, coupled with being strangely turned on by the pics, ought to have some wingers experiencing massive cognitive dissonance right about now.
And marriage has gone to hell in a handbasket in MA as a result. I guess? Those wingnuts were so right to be concerned.
This might have been good news for Joseph Smith or at least some of his wives.
That reminds me. I forgot to pick up that <strike>c*&amp;#</strike> cake we like.
<i>Throuple your pleasure. Throuple your fun. You get two [mates] For the price of one.</i>
Throuple? I say quadrouple!
Being outrageously butthurt over this obvious validation of everything they warned us against, coupled with being strangely turned on by the pics, ought to have some wingers experiencing massive cognitive dissonance right about now.
<i>Sekrit Sister Wives 5</i> is the best of the series.
Just wait until <i> Billy Has Three Mommies</i> becomes asssigned reading for grade school.