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Given the choice..... I'd take Perry. Sad choice, hard choice, but Perry is considerably less dangerous.

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That someone is POTUS, Putin.

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Oh America, are you tired of winning yet? Even Trump looks like he knows it's over, his sad orange face when he forgot to sign the executive order the other day was priceless.

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Bannon looks like a homeless drunk in that picture. Perfect.

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"... Bannon is about to be fitted with a laser guidance system and fired from an FA-18E Super Hornet on an ISIS camp somewhere in Syria."

I hate to argue with this but I do not believe the FA-18E has the lift capacity to get that fat, bag of shit into the air.

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That was the way I understood Deoperationalize.

Only in Trumpland would it be a good thing for the National Security Council to NOT work.

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Bannon for Coates is one of those trades you wish would never come up, like trading a lethal disease for a degenerative one. Coates is crazy and stupid, and even for Indiana was an embarrassment.One can only hope he's totally ineffective as usual.

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It may be that while Trump isn't the sharpest tool in the bargain bin, he's finally figured out that every piece of advice he's gotten from Bannon has turned him into a laughing stock and cratered his poll numbers. Or maybe someone else pointed the obvious to him.

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I feel sorry for him. OK, 0.2 seconds of pity are over.

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Your dogs sound hip.

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Don't bring naked mole rats into this - they don't even know Bannon. They avoid him by going underground . Like everyone will be in the next few months.

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Might as well ask why someone is voted off the island in Survivor. Reality tv is not rational.

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What I heard was that the noise in the meeting room was growling and snarling between Bannon and Peggy Noonan who was trying to get her face in the bowl.

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Hodor LIBELZ!!!!11!!!

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So, it was originally bound in Bannon's skin? That explains a lot about him. He does kinda look like someone had flensed him and used his skin as a bookbinding for a thousand years, then clumsily reattached it.

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But he will be wearing his glasses ...

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