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Sherry's avatar

“ Are they, are these progressive women, these feminists — are they saying we should have Handmaid's Tale? Did they just say can't you muzzle your own wife? I think that was the quote.”

No, you human pus bag, they did not say that. You made that up to fit your woman hating narrative. You can go f yourself because ain’t no woman want to have you grunting and flop sweating on her.

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Frank Andorka's avatar

You should really read the book. It's brilliant.

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Theresa Melof's avatar

My favorite until it got too close to reality. I have a hard time with 1984 now, too.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Huh, weird, I thought "ignorance of what the flag actually stands for is no excuse" but wut do I know I'm just a RW Nutjobs of The Supreme Court hater.

NEXT: "Murdering Demoncrats is illegal?!?!? Alito's Feisty Tradwife Reflects On Her First 20 Political Assassinations".

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

I'm late to the party here, but...

Judge Merchan's daughter is bitterly laughing still FFS.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I haven't read the book or watched the TV series but the scene from the movie that has always stuck in my mind the most is when a new handmaid's feet are whipped with steel cables because she was caught masturbating. The whipping isn't even shown, only the victim's agonized horror in its aftermath, but it's still the worst scene in the entire fucking movie.

Until Martha-Ann Alito starts getting whipped, Bannon can just STFU about Handmaid's Tale comparisons. Better yet, he can just STFU, period. Go fuck off to jail.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Bannon should keep the name of every women on Earth outta his mouth, forever amen.

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Emil Muz's avatar

She's on his short list to be VP? She's a hammer?

She's probably not got enough sense to be the VP of the Alexandria Republican Women's Club and she's probably usually hammered around 4:30. I'll bet that's what Three Shirts was thinking of.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

According to a dive into Google, Steve Bannon made up that quote. It never happened ... he needed content to generate outrage, and there was nothing he wanted to use ... so he just invented some.

Color me totally unsurprised.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Oh wow get the fainting couch for Three Shirts, oh my! Just be sure to put a plastic protector on it, don't want any stains.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Evergreen Buttplug would be a great name for an all Bondage Bear Double Reed Instrument Industrial Grind Christmas Tunes cover band!

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

What they don't tell you is that one day Lady Alito, in her quest for ever more endearing flags, hoisted a pretty one with all the colors of the rainbow. Muzzling took place that day, I can assure you.

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TexasCatHag's avatar

What's with all the xtian crap in Sloppy Steve's backdrop?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Not Christian crap, Catholic crap. He's Dies Irae, advocating not for a Christian theocracy in America, but a Catholic theocracy.

And all those Southern Baptists don't even know.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Like the whole Catholic world domination thing didn't totally blow up in the end. Stevie should broaden his reading list.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He plans to join Milo Yabbadabbadopolis in hawking cheesy religious figurines.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I'm sure he puts it there so it will show on camera.

How much time did you spend during the pandemic trying to figure out the books on camera during Zoom meetings?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Some Dem Congressman was being interviewed by Rachel Maddow, and he had a Baby Yoda on his bookshelf.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Almost zero. I turned "The Prince" to face the camera at one point, and added an empty bottle of Clase Azul Reposado deep in the weeds of my background (because IYKYK).

As one does...

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marcus816's avatar

“Did a woman just — did a feminist just say, hey, can't you conservative justice muzzle your wives?”

Don’t think so; you low-life, dick-headed, three-shirted, criminal asshole.

All the “liberal women”and “feminists”I’ve read say that Alito shouldn’t be placing sole blame and responsibility on his wife for all the insurrection boosting, anti-government bullshit that he is obviously complicit in.

Enjoy your upcoming vacation at Club Fed, you irredeemable piece of moldy, pustiferous raccoon feces.

Buh-bye!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Fuckity bye!!

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belfryo's avatar

Are showers mandatory in prison? Because if they are, SB is going to be ONE unhappy camper

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Just_Jim's avatar

If not his roommate is going to be one unhappy camper, and will probably assure that Bannon will also be unhappy.

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belfryo's avatar

While we don't make prison rape jokes around here I think its OK to point out that it won't be a problem for him

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SethTriggs's avatar

The smell will be ripe once the outer oil layer cracks off like an eggshell.

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belfryo's avatar

wow!

that is 'graphic' to say the least...it ALSO sounds quite feasible

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Aren't you glad the internet hasn't figured out how to go full sensory yet?

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belfryo's avatar

oh christ..

gulp

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SethTriggs's avatar

The good news is that Three Shirts' body lice should mostly remain encased in the emollients, so really as long as intake staff wear a “body condom” they ought to be fine.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Not as unhappy as the plumber called in to unplug the drain after said shower.

I vote he gets a Silkwood shower.

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Daniel's avatar

"The point is that Steve Bannon, who looks like if a skin infection got a skin infection"

He looks like a delicacy from the Faroe Islands that has to be legally protected by the EU because otherwise people would stop eating it.

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belfryo's avatar

You have GOT to drop some deets on that! LOL...The Faroe Islands are one of my dream vacation destinations...what is this gross food you speak of? Is it anything like that fermented fish the Swedes eat?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

About a year ago PBS ran a series of half-hour "travelogue" type shows on Saturday afternoons called, I think, "People of the North Country" where three people wandered all over Norway and its environs. Two guys and one lady, all gourmands and/or chefs went to various hotels (here's one https://www.unionoye.no/en/ ) and hostels and restaurants and went out on fishing boats and both ate and drank enthusiastically. A couple of the segments were taped in the Faroe Islands. You might try finding it on PBS Passport.

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belfryo's avatar

Thanks!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Or maybe it's whale blubber.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Good god, Steve Bannon's bar is low.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Because Justice Alito's wife, right, is now on my short list to be VP."

This person Bannon had likely never even heard of ten days ago and who has zero experience in elected office and extremely questionable taste is somehow ready to be VP for bhwqtever reason.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

To a man whose only government experience is that desperate dance of a few years back, trying to keep it running while putting as much money and power in his pockets as he could.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

WHEN WILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER GET LOCKED UP ALREADY???

Seriously, how many fucking appeals does he HAVE? He's been out on appeal since forever. Finish it up and get him into a jail cell, for Christ's sake.

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belfryo's avatar

Most people wait for their appeals behind bars..SO sick of this multi-tiered justice system

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Hopefully it will be exactly four months before the last vote is counted

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

His attempt to delay his sentence for as long as possible with appeals succeeded, but he's now going to spend both conventions and a significant portion of the campaign behind bars.

What's the most important element of comedy?

Timing.

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