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Trump bedside companion http://www.barnesandnoble.c...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And feet. And stale booze.

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LucindathePook's avatar

I'm sorry, but I am pretty sure she read this in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It is almost word for word from a Dolores Umbridge speech when she first comes to Hogwarts.

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nightmoth's avatar

Thx, cyn. Placing another call to our senators over this. Any other Wonkers in Georgia who want to, it's Johnny Isakson @ 202-224-3643and David Perdue @202-224-3521.Edit: can't through to Isakson either in D.C. or at his Atlanta office. Just called "Georgians for Isakson" @ 770-818-1493--ext. 100 for Stephanie Jones--was able to leave a voice mail.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

I see the feudal spirit is strong here at Wonkette. Who knew?

But I live in a country where, but for sheer luck, our next monarch would be a woman who thinks she can talk to angels. So no, I'm not thrilled by the prospect of various assorted royals conducting foreign policy in private, even if it's just to annoy Trump. And please don't call Prince Charles a "world leader". He's not. No one elected him. He doesn't speak for the British people, or for its government. He has no mandate. And unlike you or me, he actually has a constitutional duty to not get involved in political debates.

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JAWs's avatar

Breitbart’s new editor says Breitbart’s not racist, and used the Pee-Wee Herman Defense to prove his point.

He began vigorously masturbating all over the place for rebuttal? Gross.

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nightmoth's avatar

And coffee breath. And the coffee didn't help the hangover.

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Werewolf's avatar

Yep, that was what I meant to do :-p

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Serai 1's avatar

"Feudal"? Fuck you. SO wanting climate change to be discussed as much as possible is somehow giving up democracy? Like I said, fuck you.

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Serai 1's avatar

I have no idea. What I do know is that these fucking monkeys will ignore the people as much as possible. Thus my feeling that the crowds would have to get into the tens of millions before they'll admit there's a problem. Let's hope not.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think he thought he had no chance of winning, and did it for the publicity. I hope he's going to be absolutely miserable. He won't even be able to cheat on his wife.

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Khavrinen's avatar

And we're still 'earing about it.

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Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

Not only is the contemporary Republican/conservative movement the home of the kooks, the crazies, the clowns, the Palins and the Trumps, but it has also become the last refuge of the KKK, the neo-Nazi movement and the supremacist mindset.

The GOP/con movement has become a vile influence in American life; it's the vomit of America, and Trump and the GOP give a voice to those who are too ashamed to expose the stench of their vomit breath in support of their vile mindset.

Trump and the GOP are enablers and promoters of the supremacist mindset.

The mess in the GOP should be cleaned up, disinfected, deodorized and discarded.Neutering alt-right supremacist Steve Bannon would be a good first step.

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phoenix00's avatar

Returning the Senate and Congress to a Democratic majority at the midterms would also help so AOT,K

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phoenix00's avatar

And yet, unemployed

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