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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Right. Stick with the known knowns. clowns. FIFY

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I blame social media.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Thief or Cleric?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Hybrid. We called it a 'queef'

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doktorzoom's avatar

You know, if Rebecca actually had "absolved" Clinton of rape, you might have a point. As it is you have a gross oversimplification.

I'd also point out that virtually any sentence beginning with "Don't mean to be a dick, but..." is (like "I'm not racist, but..." ) a pretty good signal that dickishness is on the way.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Pacific Northwest Drinkey Thing!Do you live near Portland, Oregon? Can you walk, bike, bus, drive, teleport or cash in your SkyMiles to get to Portland?

Meet up for a traditional Wonkette Drinkey Thing on Wednesday Sept. 7th at Peninsula Park, 2pmish. Bring your own eats and drinks, and if you want, something to share. We have reserved a picnic spot with a grill, and beer and wine are permitted (no smoking though). Come meet your fellow Wonketeers in one of Portland's wonderful parks (google it!).

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CATMAN's avatar

I can imagine Bannon responding to that old political trap question "When did you stop beating your wife?" with "not lately"

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vivian's avatar

ProTip: If you don't mean to be a dick, then don't.

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vivian's avatar

I'm getting letters, lots of letters, you wouldn't believe the letters I'm getting, and I'm not saying this, but some people are saying, a lot of people, good people, are saying this and I think we should look into it.

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Alan's avatar

And just plain gross.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What letters? Vowels? Consonants?

What are they saying?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why deny Trump of his little moment of temporary relief?

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vivian's avatar

Mostly just J's and K's. I gotta U once. Beautiful U. You should seen it. Terrific. I gotta tell you this was no ordinary U, arright? This was, I mean, this was A U! But y'know they, they said I had to sell it because we're sending all the jobs to China right? I mean, is that sad or what? Sending our vowels to China. But I negotiated. Boy did I negotiate that one, let me tell you. I got 43 X's for one U. And they're talking about it. Still, I get letters about it. What a U.

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phoenix00's avatar

Relationship. Teehee.

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phoenix00's avatar

circus entertainers libelz!!!

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phoenix00's avatar

Were any of them ever 'up' to begin with?

(ok maybe Ailes at some point in time...)

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