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Lefty Mark's avatar

As I understand it, there's a big fountain just inside that lobby, too.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Does he imagine himself as one of the eight? Or perhaps <strike> the owner of </strike> the bed?

FIFY.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's simple...

For some it's like "put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City..."

For others it's "sit back, take hold, Thunder Road..."

And still others play both records.

The Quirk's avatar

Further <b>ass</b>essments can only <b>butt</b>ress his arguments.

The Quirk's avatar

It is only degrading to women when they decide to have teh buttsecks.

Also2Something's avatar

Were you THERE, huh, WERE ya???

Also2Something's avatar

I'd feel bad for Mrs. Hickey and say she is missing out but mostly because she has actually had the sechts with Mr. Hickey at least three times. Now THAT is icky.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You're saying he's a Dakota bottom?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wingnut reduction? I'm all for that. Where do I send my check?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Eeeewww!! You ever try to get <i>ectoplasm</i> out of your sheets?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I know, right? I saw the same thing, but after I searched <i>Big Boobs</i>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dear Dok, I never thought I'd be writing to you, but....

Incoming Ham's avatar

What's this guy got against making the beast with two backs?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

try Ginger Ale or lemon juice

Chris Grrr's avatar

The fingers grasp the K-N-O-B ...