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As I understand it, there's a big fountain just inside that lobby, too.

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Does he imagine himself as one of the eight? Or perhaps <strike> the owner of </strike> the bed?

FIFY.

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It's simple...

For some it's like "put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City..."

For others it's "sit back, take hold, Thunder Road..."

And still others play both records.

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My Pretty Bottom?

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Further <b>ass</b>essments can only <b>butt</b>ress his arguments.

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It is only degrading to women when they decide to have teh buttsecks.

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Were you THERE, huh, WERE ya???

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I'd feel bad for Mrs. Hickey and say she is missing out but mostly because she has actually had the sechts with Mr. Hickey at least three times. Now THAT is icky.

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You're saying he's a Dakota bottom?

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Wingnut reduction? I'm all for that. Where do I send my check?

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Eeeewww!! You ever try to get <i>ectoplasm</i> out of your sheets?

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I know, right? I saw the same thing, but after I searched <i>Big Boobs</i>.

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Dear Dok, I never thought I'd be writing to you, but....

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What's this guy got against making the beast with two backs?

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try Ginger Ale or lemon juice

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The fingers grasp the K-N-O-B ...

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