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phoenix00's avatar

Unless you have a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee, then it pins you against your gate

(/horrible person)

Nancy Duggan's avatar

I think you mean Larry David.

phoenix00's avatar

and he keeps the change. GDI.

phoenix00's avatar

Let's check in with Brownback in Kansas. Hello?

Whale Chowder's avatar

I doubt she's ever come with Marcus.

John Smith's avatar

I hope everyone has sent massive mountains of mockery to the Iowa Manure King.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

And hookers. Coke and hookers, the America way.

conium's avatar

Why isn't there a $25 bill?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well, we can be pretty sure Marcus comes without Michele.

bobbert's avatar

Tell you what, I thought Revival was pretty good.

BadKitty904's avatar

Now, that 'un, I don't know...

dshwa's avatar

You'd have change coming if you offered him a penny for his thoughts though.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

"On broken backs we build empiresTwisting spines for the steeple spires How many people can you kill? Look at your twenty dollar bill Do you see third world poverty Inside the lines of your country? And now to treaties we are loyal But tear them up when we smell oil"