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Unless you have a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee, then it pins you against your gate

(/horrible person)

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I think you mean Larry David.

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and he keeps the change. GDI.

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Let's check in with Brownback in Kansas. Hello?

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AIR QUOTES

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I doubt she's ever come with Marcus.

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I hope everyone has sent massive mountains of mockery to the Iowa Manure King.

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And hookers. Coke and hookers, the America way.

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Maybe land battle...

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Why isn't there a $25 bill?

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Well, we can be pretty sure Marcus comes without Michele.

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Tell you what, I thought Revival was pretty good.

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Now, that 'un, I don't know...

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Here you go:

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You'd have change coming if you offered him a penny for his thoughts though.

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"On broken backs we build empiresTwisting spines for the steeple spires How many people can you kill? Look at your twenty dollar bill Do you see third world poverty Inside the lines of your country? And now to treaties we are loyal But tear them up when we smell oil"

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