Steve King Waterboards Helpless Mole Creatures
Looks like Steve King ate two servings of high-fructose Crazy for breakfast and then began to indiscriminately kill all the poor animals he could find, with his garden hose and "gig." And in the spirit of ending things with Latin non sequitur-gibberish, rigor mortis = et cetera. [ The Hill ]
More likely the mole would say "Kill me now, I'd rather die than have to listen to your pretentious bullshit".
And then in the night he heard a strange, scampering noise. He fearfully lifted his head and saw that his room was filled with moles, but these were huge moles with gleaming eyes and tusks. The eyes were fixed on him and he heard, as if in a dream "HE'S THE ONE". Suddently he screamed and... oh, not that Steve King? My bad.